/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 179;
var quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());
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if (quotes==0) {
body="We speak the Devil's tongue";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="You are amongst Satan's Children";
}

if (quotes==2) {
body="In Lucifer We Trust";
}

if (quotes==3) {
body="Drinkers of Lou's Kool-Aid";
}

if (quotes==4) {
body="Welcome to Hell";
}

if (quotes==5) {
body="Liberate Te Ex Inferis";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="We Only Talk Success";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="Friends of the Devils";
}

if (quotes==8) {
body="The Devils' Lair";
}

if (quotes==9) {
body="A Dynasty In The Making";
}

if (quotes==10) {
body="Knights In Devils Service...K.I.D.S.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
body="The Devil's Own";
}

if (quotes==12) {
body="Welcome to our Hell... you are member 666";
}

if (quotes==13) {
body="Hell's Playground";
}

if (quotes==14) {
body="If I've Only One Life, Let Me Live It As A Devil";
}

if (quotes==15) {
body="Welcome to Hell's Kitchen";
}

if (quotes==16) {
body="Welcome to the Trap";
}

if (quotes==17) {
body="Devils Details";
}

if (quotes==18) {
body="Home of Devils fans, loud-mouth wrestling fans, arrogant Canadians, pot smokers, a Ranger fan and a posting dog";
}

if (quotes==19) {
body="Where Heaven Meets Hell";
}

if (quotes==20) {
body="1967 Forever!";
}

if (quotes==21) {
body="Locked-out NHL is still better than NASCAR";
}

if (quotes==22) {
body="A Den of Devilish Denizens";
}

if (quotes==23) {
body="Have a Good Day!";
}

if (quotes==24) {
body="The Donation Button is in the Top Right Corner";
}

if (quotes==25) {
body="Best Devils News and Nonsense on the Net";
}

if (quotes==26) {
body="Whatever happened to Hot Pants?";
}

if (quotes==27) {
body="More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?";
}

if (quotes==28) {
body="Shaken, Not Stirred";
}

if (quotes==29) {
body="2 Day(s) Without Injury";
}

if (quotes==30) {
body="Does Our Awesomeness Know No Bounds?";
}

if (quotes==31) {
body="Home of all Extreme Table Tennis talk";
}

if (quotes==32) {
body="Not all people believe in heaven, but everybody BELIEVES in HELL ";
}

if (quotes==33) {
body="Not everybody believes in God, but EVERYBODY believes in the DEVIL";
}

if (quotes==34) {
body="Being Devilish IS acceptable";
}

if (quotes==35) {
body="Horned is the hunter who preys on weak minded fools";
}

if (quotes==36) {
body="Oh, Oh I'm trapped like a fool I can't get out!";
}

if (quotes==37) {
body="We don't need no religion, because Marty saves our souls";
}

if (quotes==38) {
body="The best NJ Devils community on the Internet";
}

if (quotes==39) {
body="Where 1995 isn't known as 1/2 a Cup";
}

if (quotes==40) {
body="Even we hate the Devils' PowerKill";
}

if (quotes==41) {
body="Where Jay Pandolfo is a Superstar";
}

if (quotes==42) {
body="Where beating the Rags @ MSG is twice as sweet";
}

if (quotes==43) {
body="Fans of Mark Everson's work";
}

if (quotes==44) {
body="Where beating any team is pretty sweet";
}

if (quotes==45) {
body="Where no one gives a damn about Nip/Tuck... except sammyk";
}

if (quotes==46) {
body="Where it's good to be 5-7";
}

if (quotes==47) {
body="Drink the Kool-Aid";
}

if (quotes==48) {
body="Where Jason Arnott scored in OT and Brett Hull didn't";
}

if (quotes==49) {
body="Friesen scores... NOO NOO NOO, NO GOAL THE GOAL LIGHT IS NOT ON!!!";
}

if (quotes==50) {
body="Hell's Angels";
}

if (quotes==51) {
body="The Devils Made Us Do It";
}

if (quotes==52) {
body="Theres a little Devil in all of us";
}

if (quotes==53) {
body="The Devilish Side of Hockey";
}

if (quotes==54) {
body="Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here";
}

if (quotes==55) {
body="Where the Legend lives on";
}

if (quotes==56) {
body="When all else fails, blame CRASHER";
}

if (quotes==57) {
body="Where the Devil spends most of his day";
}

if (quotes==58) {
body="Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway";
}

if (quotes==59) {
body="Accidents happen every 54 years, next Rangers Cup 2048";
}

if (quotes==60) {
body="Home of the ankle jerseys!";
}

if (quotes==61) {
body="1975!";
}

if (quotes==62) {
body="Admit it, you are hitting refresh to see your quote";
}

if (quotes==63) {
body="Where else could there be a 554-page thread having nothing to do with the title?";
}

if (quotes==64) {
body="Hey, at least we're not St. Louis!";
}

if (quotes==65) {
body="Home of the NLD Thread!";
}

if (quotes==66) {
body="Devil Inside...";
}

if (quotes==67) {
body="Home of El Diablo";
}

if (quotes==68) {
body="Over 1700 Served";
}

if (quotes==69) {
body="We don't serve sheep here";
}

if (quotes==70) {
body="When are the board awards?";
}

if (quotes==71) {
body="Where Scott Stevens is never retired";
}

if (quotes==72) {
body="Home of the 20 page Game Thread";
}

if (quotes==73) {
body="Freeze is gone!";
}

if (quotes==74) {
body="Home of the Jeff Friesen Fan Club";
}

if (quotes==75) {
body="3-time Cup Champs";
}

if (quotes==76) {
body="Home of the Carol Niedermayer Fan Club";
}

if (quotes==77) {
body="Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov";
}

if (quotes==78) {
body="Where Devils fans are praying the Rangers do the January Choke";
}

if (quotes==79) {
body="Where those without free customized jerseys are disgruntled";
}

if (quotes==80) {
body="Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis";
}

if (quotes==81) {
body="100% Star Ledger approved site";
}

if (quotes==82) {
body="Where Ranger fans have more faith in the team than some Devils fans";
}

if (quotes==83) {
body="We're hardcore and we will not miss a game";
}

if (quotes==84) {
body="Where's the Game Chat link?";
}

if (quotes==85) {
body="Home to those who can't wait to get to South of the Border";
}

if (quotes==86) {
body="Where's my free jersey?";
}

if (quotes==87) {
body="Home of the world's only Dave Coulier fan";
}

if (quotes==88) {
body="Home to El Grande";
}

if (quotes==89) {
body="\"I still keep in touch with Jay and Gio, but Marty won't even speak to me!\" - $cott Gomez";
}

if (quotes==90) {
body="Yeah, CRASHER posts here...";
}

if (quotes==91) {
body="Where grown men prefer to watch sweaty wrestlers instead of sweaty women";
}

if (quotes==92) {
body="Where \"Highway to the Danger Zone\" is still #1";
}

if (quotes==93) {
body="Fans of Ashlee Simpson and her work";
}

if (quotes==94) {
body="Where we care more about our avatars and sigs than our posts themselves!";
}

if (quotes==95) {
body="Post Count? What Post Count?";
}

if (quotes==96) {
body="No, we don't have lives";
}

if (quotes==97) {
body="The only place you'll find a Scott Stevens-obsessed posting dog";
}

if (quotes==98) {
body="Home of sammyk and the rant smiley";
}

if (quotes==99) {
body="Where we have an annual New Slogan Ideas thread";
}

if (quotes==100) {
body="OT:AH = Not Safe For Work";
}

if (quotes==101) {
body="Ici on ne parle pas français";
}

if (quotes==102) {
body="Where every day is Martin Brodeur Draft Day!";
}

if (quotes==103) {
body="Where \"Heads Up\" means John Madden's shooting";
}

if (quotes==104) {
body="Where a free pair of rose tinted glasses are provided";
}

if (quotes==105) {
body="Where the dancing banana is king";
}

if (quotes==106) {
body="So we suck... at least we got a cool goalie!";
}

if (quotes==107) {
body="Hep-free is the way to be";
}

if (quotes==108) {
body="Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?";
}

if (quotes==109) {
body="Where \"I know you are, but what am I?\" constitutes a political debate";
}

if (quotes==110) {
body="Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian";
}

if (quotes==111) {
body="Where you have to go to the off-topic forum to find some threads on-topic";
}

if (quotes==112) {
body="We play everything on the organ, too";
}

if (quotes==113) {
body="Where the rookies do not know their place... yet!";
}

if (quotes==114) {
body="Home of those dastardly thread hijackers";
}

if (quotes==115) {
body="Where one ball does not make you less of a dog";
}

if (quotes==116) {
body="Where any player who hasn't scored in the last 20 minutes should be traded";
}

if (quotes==117) {
body="Where we think we can bring a superstar for a bag of pucks despite being maxed out on the salary cap";
}

if (quotes==118) {
body="Where Weekes should be the shootout goaltender";
}

if (quotes==119) {
body="Where Lou built those winning teams by sheer luck";
}

if (quotes==120) {
body="Where we wonder why there is no longer Score-O in the 2nd intermission";
}

if (quotes==121) {
body="Trade them all.  Now.";
}

if (quotes==122) {
body="Where Brian Gionta stands eight feet tall";
}

if (quotes==123) {
body="Wrap around attempt by Clarkson!";
}

if (quotes==124) {
body="Our team's fighter can kick your team's fighter's ass";
}

if (quotes==125) {
body="Where the pizza is better than the hockey";
}

if (quotes==126) {
body="Where the players make the coaches and fans physically sick";
}

if (quotes==127) {
body="Home of wild Christmas parties which cause coaches to resign and players to retire";
}

if (quotes==128) {
body="Where Larry Robinson doesn't need another Stanley Cup";
}

if (quotes==129) {
body="Where being negative is good";
}

if (quotes==130) {
body="We took Lou's money and ran";
}

if (quotes==131) {
body="Home of the sexy avatars fan club";
}

if (quotes==132) {
body="We can find the cloud around every silver lining";
}

if (quotes==133) {
body="Where it's good to be Grand(e)";
}

if (quotes==134) {
body="Bi-polar is our middle name";
}

if (quotes==135) {
body="Marty's cuter";
}

if (quotes==136) {
body="December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true!";
}

if (quotes==137) {
body="Home of the plumpest goalie in all the land";
}

if (quotes==138) {
body="Where every line is the checking line";
}

if (quotes==139) {
body="Where a swamp is home sweet home";
}

if (quotes==140) {
body="Home of the parking lot Cup celebrations";
}

if (quotes==141) {
body="Hoem of rEd's ipmecacble tiypng!";
}

if (quotes==142) {
body="Yes, there was a Front Page";
}

if (quotes==143) {
body="Off-topic is king";
}

if (quotes==144) {
body="Land of the hijacked thread";
}

if (quotes==145) {
body="Who needs Eklund or Spector when you have the Devils Security Guard?";
}

if (quotes==146) {
body="Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive";
}

if (quotes==147) {
body="Where CRASHER can turn any thread into wrestling";
}

if (quotes==148) {
body="Where we search for a power-play goal";
}

if (quotes==149) {
body="Our goalie's pads got smaller but his waistline got bigger";
}

if (quotes==150) {
body="I find the board to be shallow and pedantic";
}

if (quotes==151) {
body="Where player nicknames include words like suck and useless";
}

if (quotes==152) {
body="Where a losing streak means \"Trade the whole team!\" and a winning streak means \"We're going to the finals!\"";
}

if (quotes==153) {
body="Where manic depression really is another term for bi-polar";
}

if (quotes==154) {
body="Home of the original Hockey God";
}

if (quotes==155) {
body="Yes, Jeff Friesen has posted here. No, it wasn't really him.";
}

if (quotes==156) {
body="Players get shut down when posting here";
}

if (quotes==157) {
body="Where the Rangers will always suck";
}

if (quotes==158) {
body="We love our Santa hats";
}

if (quotes==159) {
body="What's a power play goal?";
}

if (quotes==160) {
body="Oh, so THAT'S what a power play goal looks like!";
}

if (quotes==161) {
body="We can score but our players can't";
}

if (quotes==162) {
body="Where we wish they could just decline the penalty";
}

if (quotes==163) {
body="Where fans flip-flop more than a chef at IHOP";
}

if (quotes==164) {
body="Where smilies rule the world";
}

if (quotes==165) {
body="Where backup goalies are made into stars";
}

if (quotes==166) {
body="Where the Devils nets actually repel the pucks";
}

if (quotes==167) {
body="Where the new-look NHL has no place";
}

if (quotes==168) {
body="Where the crowd noise is piped in";
}

if (quotes==169) {
body="<strong>NJ evs.com:</strong> Because we no longer have a D";
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if (quotes==170) {
body="What the spit?";
}

if (quotes==171) {
body="Where 15,000 is a good night at the Rock";
}

if (quotes==172) {
body="You are still hitting the refresh, aren't you?";
}

if (quotes==173) {
body="Where it's always Tommy Albelin time";
}

if (quotes==174) {
body="Where Sweden contributes more than a really funny Muppet";
}

if (quotes==175) {
body="Marty's better!";
}

if (quotes==176) {
body="We know drama";
}

if (quotes==177) {
body="Sell your season tickets now!";
}

if (quotes==178) {
body="Worst.  Site.  Ever. Including. Last year.";
}

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