I think Gomer would be a 30 second and done guy, Pando I see as being sloppy and slow, like too slow, but the Italian in him would make him gloat like he was a sex god. Nieds I think would be romantic ... and good. Stevens would be just too intense and too serious. Gionta...ummm I don't know..?? I'll get back to G.
Langs, takes too long, but hits the net. Marty I can't even think about the sex thing, cause now he just makes me sick with the whole affair thing. Ummm this is fun, Turner might be kinda fun, like he makes you laugh alot thru the whole thing.
Would be nice to see Bobby Carpenter in action! Madden I think would be boring as hell and then act like he would be the best you'll ever have ever! Whitey, I don't know, he's just so damn big and that whole tooth missing thing kinda throws me off... I don't know about him. I'd put Gionta in the same class as Gomer, 30 sec. and done, only he wouldn't brag as much as Gomer would!
OK, I'm tired after a long weekend on Cape Cod, I'm goin to bed...