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Well apparently he has passed/failed, depending on your opinion. He has slept with that many women, supposedly not since he has been with Ms. Tweed. Then shortly after that happened someone came forward with a sex tape...so obviously the results of the test could be bunk anyway. Not to mention not a pretty sight....him porking some big breasted blond in his t-shirt and socks. I don't get the whole leaving your socks on thing. Plus, as a woman, I would have to say that he disappointed a good 5,000 women...he about passed out on the poor girl. Ms. Tweed gets paid dearly for that torture, I surely hope the blond got a fat check also!!

Heh, age is nothing. ND5 is 5 days older then my little brother. We have a 4 year age gap. See the edirty old woman doesn't dance all night....she trains the ejailbait to do it for her!!

How dorky is it that you posted right after me?? Like I can't start a topic without you giving a review!!

Actually he was lucky enough to get the whole package. We have a 7 year old daughter and a 3 year old son.

So you finlly came in to clear things up....now we all look stupid So much for my deductive reasoning

OK...I.....feeel...better now*sniffle*

This guy is a great alternative to watching the "real" news. Ze Frank

As with everything else in this world things change. Before an impressive well stocked resume was what got you in. Now though they say to keep it short and sweet. I recently had a work related seminar that dealt with this. Some good advice....list no more then 10 attributes about yourself, list only jobs you have had that pertain to this one ie. they dont care if you worked as a janitor they, are looking for a computer tech. Do not over embellish it's long and boring and people don't give a poo. Anyway they must be super anal to ask for a resume for an internal opening....fun for you!

I mean what could go wrong....they are both devils fans right??

I met my husband online. It seemed to have worked for us. Though we never edated, we just chatted once, met the next day and have been living with each other ever since.

Hey there masked wonder... I am new and I am not sure about all of you guys and your odd behavior. So now you have officially hurt my feelings. Look what you have done... I will go cry now!!

I will give him that, Newark is a beautiful city. Do I think anyone should spend a good chunk of their spare time writing about it and looking at maps and drawing all over them.....not exactly. But everyone has their own little quirks. I was always interested in hockey but I can't ice skate. I can roller blade and roller skate though. We played a lot of floor hockey when I was in school. I loved it! Best sport ever. As for watching it... I can't really get into watching any sport on t.v. I would rather be out playing a sport. As for seeing it live, that is a whole different story. I would love to go see the Devil's live. I was a big fan of the local college here and would go to their games. So I guess I am a devils fan by default. Although he has yet to take me to get pizza and fried chicken!!

Well I am also new, so welcome fellow noobie!

Well sammyk, my husband and I make a great resume team. His writing is phenomenal and I know how to turn glitter into gold. So what exactly do you need help with?

Fine I will tell you, if you must know.....

Sammyk....have you no self control?! If I tell you all now I will have nothing to do with myself. If I keep it going for a few days, or a week like I origionally intended, I would have a full calendar. Maybe if you posted some new topics I would get intrigued with something else and forget about this pathetic thread.

Well it says wednesday at the begining of the thread....but maybe I will do it sooner.

Those are definetly not friends and sound terrible. It wasn't only an uncomfortable situation for you, it was also uncomfortable for the men involved. I am sure the men did not mean to make you feel terrible, even though they seem to be pretty shallow anyway. I hope you have come to realize though that it has nothing to do with how you look, if you're a good person you will get the right things in life. Some people are just immature.

I didn't call anyone a "post whore". It was a term someone suggested to me. Besides, I obviously have nothing against these so called "post whores" now do I? Afterall I married one of them and I seem to be becoming one myself.

I was referring to santa's nice list. No fear though, I am sure you are on his naughty list I picked people who are, what I have been told anyway, are "post whores". I am not here to offend anyone on this list or offend their significant others. As for those on the list with significant others....have no worries I am not out for your man, I have my own to deal with.

I have never been to Vegas or Atlantic city for that matter. I have always wanted to go but I am afraid of what would happen. I have that all or nothing type of personality. I would either come home broke or loaded, I would be the type though to get a spur of the moment divorce or marriage there...but after Britney did it, she sort of ruined it for anyone else.

The ones who are on the nice list!

Hmmmm. I thought it was a play on when Jack Nicholson in The Shining repeatedly types "all work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy". I fugured with the whole redrum thing.

sammyk!! you're cheating!! I bet you were the type of kid to sneak around the house looking for all your x-mas presents too!