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  1. The missing component to our team? Adrian Foster. He finished just outside the top 10 in playoff scoring this year. WTF Lou! :P

  2. Ari Ahonen is coming back #GoaltendingSOLVED

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      JF Damphousse has agreed to back him up... this is incredible news.

    2. JacobPaul1995
  3. I have it on good authority that we are bringing Barry Tallackson in to improve our offense next year. PUMPED!

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      SWEET! RAISE THE CUP!!!

  4. Are we absolutely certain that both of the Devils feet hit the ground? I'm seeing us sneak back in come SCF time; My Gawd! The Devils are back! Kovy Slapshot; and the Blackhawks go over the top rope. THE DEVILS ARE THE NEW CHAMPS! Or maybe not. Just want to be certain. I honestly forget how hockey is played.

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    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      An Ovechkin. White Russian, no ice, no cup.

    3. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      in what multiverse is this happening? because i'd like to transfer there

    4. aylbert

      aylbert

      I'm not saying this is legit, but I'm just asking questions.

  5. On the bright side, the Devils haven't lost since the draft lottery... so we've got that going for us.

  6. Happy Mother's Day! I hope they were all as good as NJCroMag's :)

    1. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      I think you misheard me that one time. I said people call me a motherfvcker, not a mother.

  7. I just got a sweet deal on a Cornballer... Sorry, I didn't use the Amazon link :(

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    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      If I paid Mexican retail (1375.99 pesos) it's a pretty peso for the board. But I bought mine from the marketplace from a seller named G.O.B.Magic

    3. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      don't forget how hot those things get... unless you have a prosthetic hand, then go for it!

    4. aylbert

      aylbert

      Baby you've got a stew going.

  8. My office has a strict no lawn mower policy. And I mean strict.

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    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Mea culpa, my good man. There's a "Mad Men" episode where someone rides a mower around in the office...with disastrous results. Thought that's what you were referencing.

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      No, no. I know 'Mad Men'; I just don't know the ad firm Sterling Cooper Draper PRICE... Now Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce; that I know. :D

    4. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      You! Very bad man!

  9. It's hip to be a square

    1. 95Crash

      95Crash

      Here, there and everywhere

    2. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      especially with a bear

    3. jagknife

      jagknife

      Try getting a reservation at Dorsea now...

  10. We need top line help. I know we go BPA; but I'd rather trade down.

  11. So what playoff spot do we want, really?

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    2. newjerseydamo

      newjerseydamo

      what DM said....

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      Exactly my point... and that was several losses ago. :(

    4. NewarkDevil5

      NewarkDevil5

      I'd settle for a good draft pick at this point.

  12. Don't let me down, don't let me down. Nobody ever loved me like she do me.

  13. Rotowire: 'Stamkos also has 34pts in 22 games and has 8pts in his last five contests. He remains very good at hockey.' Such a great understatement.

    1. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Also: Cooks up a mean chicken pot pie.

    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      You've been talking with Katie Strang I see... chicken pot pies weaken legs!

  14. It's a disgrace that wrestling was cut from the 2020 Olympics...

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    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      I know. Vince McMahon must be pissed.

    3. 95Crash
    4. mouse

      mouse

      Agreed. I felt the same way about softball. How can they justify it?

  15. Happy Birthday to NJCroMag! His birth is his greatest accomplishment and he still brags about it to this day.

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    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      On your birthday. And good job, that pie was for everyone. Maybe I wanted some delicious Sicilian pizza?

    3. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Much shame is what I feel. [slight pause] You gonna eat the rest of your sandwich? Because, if not...

    4. aylbert

      aylbert

      [tosses sandwich] The birthday boy gets what the birthday boy wants.

  16. Zach Parise? Who needs him? We have David Clarkson on pace for 37g, 27a in 48 games :)

  17. Congratulations to Aylbert for winning the 2012 The NJDevs.com MVP Award/Stanley Cup! ...someone had to.

    1. DevilMinder

      DevilMinder

      Congrats! Where are you going to take the cup?

    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      DM, I'm taking your congrats as passive acceptance. And where else would I take it? Sears.

  18. "Dad, she's like a 10."

  19. “It was a rebound. I came back to put it on net and their D was in front. Someone’s stick broke and it went in.” -A typical Devils goal (or Clarkson describing his goal)

  20. Can't wait... seeing the home opener, then bring my wife and baby to our first family Devils game Friday

    1. 95Crash

      95Crash

      Be sure to take some pictures. When I brought my then-six-month-old son to his first game, it was a special moment I'll never forget. My wife had a photo of me and him framed.

    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      Very nice. I was hoping he'd be a little younger - silly lockout. He'll be 8mos. The end of the playoffs were a blur for me :)

  21. I'm excited to see Tom Green tonight in Philly. I am being mocked for this on fb, work and by wife. So I'll subject myself here as well :)

    1. RowdyFan42

      RowdyFan42

      Sure, I'll mock you, why not? :P

      Actually, I didn't know Tom Green was still doing anything. Have fun tonight!

  22. Is there an easier way to update this, rather than clicking 'View All Updates'?

  23. Looks good... I will miss subtitles though. Tagging, boo.

    1. DevilMinder

      DevilMinder

      I didn't notice the subtitle thing until I saw your comment. Damn, it seems it was pulled out of the code. I can't find any references to it.

    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      It was a feature change I knew about when I was trying to edit a subtitle this year in fantasy. Wasn't happy to see that at all... change, yuck :)

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