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Get those picks in for NJDevs Survival on Yahoo... 1pm deadline

Still time to join Survivor Football. Pick 1 team each week to win, if you are right you move on. If you're wrong, you're done. http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup GROUP: 15498 PASSWORD: elias

I plan to hunt down and kill the jaguar shark. Purpose? Revenge for eating my friend.

NJDevs Survival Football: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup GROUP:15498 PW: elias

Breakfast? Breakfast, schmrekfest. Look at the score. I'm only in the middle of the second, and I'm winning 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene. Now,Hartford—the whale—hey, they only beat Vancouver once... maybe twice in a lifetime.

If I'm rubber, and you're glue... we're not human.

The Langoliers miniseries from the 90s? Yea, it falls just outside my top googolplex favorite movies.

If you f up, I'm telling Tim

I'm with Busey

There is always money in the banana stand.

Blue fish.

Fantasy Football? Forum Draft? We need one active member to join our NJDevs Football league... anyone interested?

I still don't forgive Holik... you broke my heart. If by chance I earn a Holik... I'm smashing it.

So.. is Gomez going to petition to make the puck the size of a golf ball... and the nets, the size of a hole? (He shot a hole in one at his own tourney) He might find his scoring touch again.

Your mom lied.

I'm still waiting for my NJDevs signing bonus... I'm at the mailbox daily for the past 10 years or so.

You're a lady and a dummy. And angelically-ugly to boot!

In the battle for the 'Brylin', the only win I find acceptable is beating NJCroMag. The trophy and cash will be donated to a worthy charity.

I'm thinking about giving up following hockey and just following Kate Upton. I'll be a creepy old man.

I'm on Plan C... is that bad?

if you don't see my face. you're at the wrong place.

No.

Award time means only one thing... it's time for the Fantasy Guru to get to work. FF is my warm up, FH is my domain.

Often times it is asked: why isn't there an award in Claude Vilgrain's honor. Truth is, there is. No one has been worthy.

Free agency doesn't excite me this year... after Parise, Suter and Aylbert... there's a big drop off.