aylbert
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I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the Schwartz!
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Devils Pre-Sale, 9AM tomorrow by e-mail invite only... nice. The less Flyers fans the better
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Game 4 is Broduer's birthday... I know a great present for him... if he doesn't mind breaking out the broom.
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Everybody gets knocked down, How quick are you gonna' get up? Just how are you gonna' get up?
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Respect the PK... if you don't, you let in 6 goals and cause the sky to fall.
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I love cats. I love every kind of cat. Sorry. I just. I really love cats and I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t cause it’s crazy. I can’t hug every cat. But I just want to. I want to. I want to.
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That's me on the beachside, combing the sand... with a metal meter in my hand, sporting a pocket full of change
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Do you smell what the Aylbert is cooking?™ That's right, I trademarked it.
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Behold th€ stench of Aylbert's breakfast burrito
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If I win Mega Millions, I'm buying NJDevs and banning NJCroMag. End of story.
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I keep looking for the Lifehouse - Hanging by a Moment playoff commercial from like 01/02... anyone remember it/ have it?
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It's funny... been inside and out 'cause when you are inside you're still actually outside aren't you? Then you can say when you're outside, you're inside because you're always inside your head
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I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make ya breakfast She'll make ya toast... She uses vaseline
