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  1. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Questionable Merch

    Looks like my old avatar.
  2. Kinkyisth3b3st

    2018 Offseason Thread

    One of my earliest memories of hockey is watching the A-Line dominate. No goal is a better example of them just "knowing" where the other would be than Elias' behind the net, blind, behind the back pass to Sykora in game 1. My dad is from Texas (why I'm a cowboys fan) and his brother is a big Stars fan. He was at my house visiting for game 1 and said "we have zero chance" when they scored that goal. Remember it like it was yesterday.
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    2018 Offseason Thread

    I was 3 years old in 1995, so all of these stories seem incredible and I am eternally jealous. I've only been to 1 Stanley Cup Finals game. 2000. I was 8 years old. I got my dad into hockey, and we'd go to 10 devils games a year at that point. We hadn't gone to any playoff games and it really didn't seem in the cards, as much as I begged. And I mean, I begged and begged and begged. "It can count as every birthday present until I die" was uttered more than once. So it's game 2 of the Stanley Cup finals and my mom tells me I had to go to my dad's office in Edison so I could help him "finish his work". I was livid. First time I ever cursed in front of my mom! I said "We're not watching the Devils game?!?! This day is an ass!" Real vulgar stuff. We get to his office and he tells me to go into his desk drawer and pull out my instructions for how to help him work... and there were 2 BIG tickets. I still remember exactly what they look like; they were white, with Brodeur printed on the front (and his shadow looked like a Devil) with a shiny Stanley Cup logo on the side. Apparently his office had a box at the meadowlands and my dad asked if he could use 2 seats in exchange for any bonuses that year. The Devils lost that game; 2-1 on a very late goal from Brett Hull I believe. Didn't matter to me. Didn't even phase me. That day my dad turned into superman. He got me what I thought we'd never have, he surprised me with it, and I will literally never forget it. On the way home I was bawling my eyes out, my dad kept trying to console me saying "They'll come back. They've got this". I had to correct him.. no, I'm crying because of how happy I am. This was the best night of my life. Still is.
  4. Kinkyisth3b3st

    New York Mets 2018 season thread

    My buddy lives in Philly (Yankees fan) and said that massacre yesterday was one of the most fun sporting events of his life. There's nothing, and I mean nothing quite as incredible as sour Phailure fans.
  5. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Alternate Jerseys

    I'll put this in my list of "things I'd never be able to catch even if given 3 hours". super nifty.
  6. Kinkyisth3b3st

    New York Mets 2018 season thread

    Watching the Yankees since the All-Star Break feels like slowly trying to push a bobby pin through your pee-hole.
  7. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Alternate Jerseys

    I fvcking adore those horrible jerseys. I don't like "bad" jerseys that are unironically bad; like the buffaslug or those hideous rags that the Rangers wear But truly BAD jerseys, so bad they're amazing? I love them. The Mooterus is one of my all time favorites. The Mighty Ducks jersey that just looked like a disney action figure. The LA kings jersey with the weird burger king on the shoulder. Fishsticks is of course a classic. There was that canucks jersey that just looked like robot sperm. The blues trumpet jerseys are still the best of all time. absolute beauties.
  8. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Santini signs three year deal

    Low-key a big deal that it's a 1-way contract. I guess he replaces Moore's spot on the team this year, which is fine with me. Hope Butcher and Severson can take big steps forward this year. Hope Greene takes big steps towards retirement this month.
  9. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Alternate Jerseys

    The idea of modernizing a classic is cool to me. I love that jersey.
  10. Kinkyisth3b3st

    2018 Offseason Thread

    I don’t know how you can listen to RA ramble on about how the Marchand hate is only because of the insane “anti bias” towards Boston sports and how “every team in the league has 5 Marchands” and still listen to a word he says. Every time I listen I hope he chokes on his tongue.
  11. Kinkyisth3b3st

    2018 Offseason Thread

    For those who don't listen, the entire podcast is worth a listen. RA is a complete ma$$hole and makes it frustrating sometimes, but I could listen to Whitney and Biznasty talk hockey for hours.
  12. Kinkyisth3b3st

    2018 Offseason Thread

    That's perfectly acceptable form. He has a solid leg drive, head is a little bit hanging out over his knees but it's not exaggerated at all. He's not going to be videotaped for a form video but that's a legit pull.
  13. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Alternate Jerseys

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK. MATT "BRIAN "SCOTT NIEDERMAYER" RAFALSKI" TAORMINA IS A SAINT.
  14. Kinkyisth3b3st

    Alternate Jerseys

    Oooooh! Are we telling Jersey mishap stories? Back when I was in high school I was a caddy. So in a given week I’d make a thousand dollars or more in cash. No expenses, no girlfriend, so I basically spent all of my money on two things: Devils tickets and Devils jerseys. Welp. My edgy and idiotic teenage self decided that it would be super cool to have unique jerseys that nobody else has. So; I have the following jerseys that I basically will never wear again: Matt Taormina red, Johnny Oduya red AND white, 16 Zubrus red, and — my personal favorite — #12 Nick Palmieri Jersey. i have no Brodeur, Elias, Stevens, Niedermayer, etc jerseys. If I was a little less edgy as a teenager I’d have the beginning of a nice jersey collection for a future game room or something. Ah well.
  15. Kinkyisth3b3st

    2018 UFA Thread

    I don't think The Bread-man will sign for a penny less than 7 years @ 9 million per. I think he's well worth that figure, too.
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