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Microwavepizza

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  1. I have it on good authority that we are bringing Barry Tallackson in to improve our offense next year. PUMPED!

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      SWEET! RAISE THE CUP!!!

  2. Are we absolutely certain that both of the Devils feet hit the ground? I'm seeing us sneak back in come SCF time; My Gawd! The Devils are back! Kovy Slapshot; and the Blackhawks go over the top rope. THE DEVILS ARE THE NEW CHAMPS! Or maybe not. Just want to be certain. I honestly forget how hockey is played.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      in what multiverse is this happening? because i'd like to transfer there

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  3. I just got a sweet deal on a Cornballer... Sorry, I didn't use the Amazon link :(

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      don't forget how hot those things get... unless you have a prosthetic hand, then go for it!

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  4. It's true what they say.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      (im not sure what a :they: is it just sounds like the right thing to say..?

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  5. Every time I see photos of those North Korean soldiers at those rallies, with their pumped fists in the air, I think to myself, "That must be one rockin' concert, man!"

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      ^^ watch this... it is exactly what you said

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  6. Every time I see photos of those North Korean soldiers at those rallies, with their pumped fists in the air, I think to myself, "That must be one rockin' concert, man!"

  7. Man, those Axe body spray commercials are full of sh!t.

  8. I don't approve of what you're doing to that bagel.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      you mean, I CAN'T put cream chese, mayo, cyanide and bacon fat on it?

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  9. I'm still waiting for my NJDevs signing bonus... I'm at the mailbox daily for the past 10 years or so.

  10. I'm still waiting for my NJDevs signing bonus... I'm at the mailbox daily for the past 10 years or so.

  11. Hopefully, this is the weekend I put the finishing touches on the death ray I'm building in my basement.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      NJCroMag... you are welcome to use my matter transporter

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  12. Try as you might...you just can't catch a fart in mid-air and paint it green.

  13. Today, I shall swagger. Would anybody like to join me?

  14. Why have they never invented the quadruple-stuf Oreo?

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      there is a double triple... i want to eat it, but afraid of all the consequences associated with eating such a cookie

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  15. Seriously, who the hell left the gate open?!

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      hahaha so happy the reference did not fall on deaf ears

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  16. Seriously, who the hell left the gate open?!

  17. Somebody lose a chicken?

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      if it answers to the name "Henry" then send it my way, if not... then i can't help you

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  18. My cats breath smells like cat food.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      my neck hurts and my ear hurts... i have two owwies

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  19. Apparently santa thinks I'm an alcoholic. Oh...wait...

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