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Raw, I'm gonna give it to ya, with no trivia...raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia...

It's true what they say.

Every time I see photos of those North Korean soldiers at those rallies, with their pumped fists in the air, I think to myself, "That must be one rockin' concert, man!"

I can't think of a single bad thing to say about crescent roll dough.

How do you like "WILL WRESTLE FOR BEER" as my sign for tonight's WWE Smackdown taping in Hershey?

Doc McStuffins' house is tiny from the outside, but gargantuan inside. What gives?

Seen written on a stand-up bass guitar: "THIS IS A WEAPON AGAINST DUBSTEP." Right on!

I think the time has come for me to finally write a sea shanty.

I love Candy Crush...and yet, I also hate it.

This Jodi Arias bitch has GOT to be guilty, no?

NOTE TO JACK NICHOLSON: Hit on Jennifer Lawrence again and I run your ass down. You've been warned.

Mad props to Rutgers women's basketball coach C. Vivian Stringer on her 900th win. Holla!

Happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewitt, C-3PO and Ellen Page! Oh yeah...and I guess Aylbert, too.

My post is empty.

"Shaun Of The Dead" or "Zombieland"?

Help! I'm trapped in a bubble gum factory!

Is it possible to build a Twinkie that's 300 feet tall by 900 feet wide?

I expected a lot more from a movie named "Mongolian Death Worm."

Alright...which one of you jerks gave Jennifer Lawrence my phone number? She won't stop calling me!

Where does one acquire "ill lady skills"? And does anybody have a coupon I can use for it?

Did Mookie "do the right thing" when he threw the garbage can through the window of Sal's Famous?

Only 365 more days until January 23rd, 2014!

Man, those Axe body spray commercials are full of sh!t.

I think I need a hype man to follow me around and...ya know...hype me.

Oh, sorry. Wrong website.