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  1. Raw, I'm gonna give it to ya, with no trivia...raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia...

  2. It's true what they say.

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    2. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      are you a "they" then sure?

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      So only if you're one of them? Can you refer to them and mean you?

      I guess so... how about them Devils fans (which I am one of). I'm always the truth. Nice. Thanks for letting me work that out.

    4. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      (im not sure what a :they: is it just sounds like the right thing to say..?

  3. Every time I see photos of those North Korean soldiers at those rallies, with their pumped fists in the air, I think to myself, "That must be one rockin' concert, man!"

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    2. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      or as Don Ho would say "Pray some Skynyld"

    3. Microwavepizza
    4. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      ^^ watch this... it is exactly what you said

  4. I can't think of a single bad thing to say about crescent roll dough.

  5. How do you like "WILL WRESTLE FOR BEER" as my sign for tonight's WWE Smackdown taping in Hershey?

  6. Doc McStuffins' house is tiny from the outside, but gargantuan inside. What gives?

    1. Chuck the Duck

      Chuck the Duck

      Good architecture leading to an amazing use of all available space.

    2. 95Crash

      95Crash

      She's renting space to Max & Ruby's parents

  7. Seen written on a stand-up bass guitar: "THIS IS A WEAPON AGAINST DUBSTEP." Right on!

  8. I think the time has come for me to finally write a sea shanty.

  9. I love Candy Crush...and yet, I also hate it.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I love Orange Crush... and yet, I also hate Grape Crush.

  10. This Jodi Arias bitch has GOT to be guilty, no?

  11. NOTE TO JACK NICHOLSON: Hit on Jennifer Lawrence again and I run your ass down. You've been warned.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Doesn't Jen still have a restraining order against you? She told me last night she did... woahhhhhh.

    2. DevilMinder

      DevilMinder

      Not surprising he threatens people with vehicular death just for looking at her.

  12. Mad props to Rutgers women's basketball coach C. Vivian Stringer on her 900th win. Holla!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Why so mad?

      I give happy props.

  13. Happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewitt, C-3PO and Ellen Page! Oh yeah...and I guess Aylbert, too.

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    2. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      so young... Happy Birthday to the only guy that can make us miss a Colin White photo (hahahahaha! I'm HILARIOUS!!!)

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      I'm bringing back the topless Colin White! Plus, I'm not that young... my son is younger :)

    4. aylbert
  14. My post is empty.

  15. "Shaun Of The Dead" or "Zombieland"?

  16. Help! I'm trapped in a bubble gum factory!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Sounds like a mission for Duke Nukem. 2 birds, 1 stone.

    2. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      a bazooka might help

  17. Is it possible to build a Twinkie that's 300 feet tall by 900 feet wide?

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      No, it has always been consumed prior to completion.

  18. I expected a lot more from a movie named "Mongolian Death Worm."

  19. Alright...which one of you jerks gave Jennifer Lawrence my phone number? She won't stop calling me!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I'm sorry, It felt wrong giving her a fake #

  20. Where does one acquire "ill lady skills"? And does anybody have a coupon I can use for it?

  21. Did Mookie "do the right thing" when he threw the garbage can through the window of Sal's Famous?

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Dunno. But HBK did the right thing superkicking Marty Jannetty through the barbershop window.

  22. Only 365 more days until January 23rd, 2014!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      by your calendar, maybe.

  23. Man, those Axe body spray commercials are full of sh!t.

    1. Microwavepizza
    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      Actually, they aren't... that wouldn't be unsanitary and the FCC would fine them a great sum of money.

  24. I think I need a hype man to follow me around and...ya know...hype me.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      World's greatest! Bow to greatness! Yeaahhhhhhhhh!

  25. Oh, sorry. Wrong website.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Stop following me.

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