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  1. NJCroMag

    I like pie.

    1. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      mmm pie

    2. DevsMan84

      DevsMan84

      Am I the only person who hates pie and cake? I hate most desserts in general.

    3. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      You just made the list, DevsMan84.

  2. NJCroMag

    Everybody hug Matteau#32, okay? He's having a rough day. He needs it.

  3. NJCroMag

    I think I need to wash my feet.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I know it.

  4. NJCroMag

    Why am I only now hearing about a restaurant where the waitresses have to wear micro-kilts???

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    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      www.tiltedkilt.com

    3. NJDevils1214

      NJDevils1214

      I should have known about this place...I'm going

    4. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      I went to the one in Allentown yesterday. It was heavenly.

  5. NJCroMag

    C'mon, Aylbert...we're waiting for updates, man! How's the kid? How's the wife? Change any diapers yet?

    1. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      I know!

  6. NJCroMag

    Turkey Hill "Party Cake" ice cream makes me feel happy inside.

  7. NJCroMag

    The key to any good dance routine is hip gyrations.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      The real key is dancing.

  8. NJCroMag

    I feel confident in saying this...I'm one of the few men out there who can pull off the leg warmers look.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I hope you get caught and sent to jail for a very long time. Pulling off all of those innocent women's leg warmers?

  9. NJCroMag

    Try as you might...you just can't catch a fart in mid-air and paint it green.

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    2. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      green bubbles

    3. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      If you can light 'em, you can paint 'em

    4. aylbert

      aylbert

      Oh wait, were you just trying to stir the shi..?

  10. NJCroMag

    Egg rolls REQUIRE duck sauce. I'm sorry I'm not more open-minded about this, but I feel very strongly about it.

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    2. TheMazz

      TheMazz

      I use mustard as well. Want my autograph? I charge 25 for all items.

    3. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      YUCK Duck sauce only! but we only have 5 comments so it doesn't matter... with 6 you get egg roll

    4. DevilMinder

      DevilMinder

      I want a photo matched meigray mustard packet for that kinda money!

  11. NJCroMag

    Ugh...must EVERY Wednesday morning involve a hostage situation? I *hate* coming up with a list of demands!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Find an investment manager who guarantees a 30% annual return. They are always legit... and you won't have to worry about money.

  12. NJCroMag

    Just a few more goals and we would have TOTALLY been in that game! [weeps gently]

  13. NJCroMag

    I'm bringing a sign that says "ILL LADY SKILLS" to tomorrow night's Smackdown taping in Hershey.

  14. NJCroMag

    Today, I shall swagger. Would anybody like to join me?

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    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      I am pure swag.

    3. Microwavepizza

      Microwavepizza

      swagger like jagger?

    4. aylbert

      aylbert

      People say I look like Nick Jagger. He (and therefore I) looks nothing like Mick though.

  15. NJCroMag

    If it looks like a duck...and it quacks like a duck...it's either a duck or a robot duck.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I'm glad that's settled. I was worried it was a Robot Chicken.

  16. NJCroMag

    This website needs a Stan Lee cameo.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      It had one on 23-June 03... where were you?

  17. NJCroMag

    Cary Elwes with the game-winner! As you wish!

  18. NJCroMag

    Electrical sockets should come with a sign saying: "DO NOT STICK YOUR TONGUE INTO THIS." It'd make life easier for me.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Is this true for all electrical sockets though? It's important to know as I've got my eyes on one. /kinky

    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Don't you mean "shocking"??? Get it? Because electricity...it's, ummm...

      Fine...just hit me and get it over with.

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      No, I don't sing Grease songs to my socket... not at all. And I'm losing control,

      Cause the power

      you're supplying,

      it's electrifying!

  19. NJCroMag

    I don't like how you're treating that sea lion.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I don't see you offering any help

  20. NJCroMag

    Why have they never invented the quadruple-stuf Oreo?

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    2. aylbert

      aylbert

      That isn't a cookie, it what I use to call Snooki.

    3. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      "Double-Triple" = QUINTUPLE?

      I'm game, man!

    4. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      the "stuff" on the packaged multi-filled is diluted. You don't get more straight up stuff -- you get more filler. I'm just sayin'

  21. NJCroMag

    If we'd just gotten through that first OT, we would have had them in the shootout! [thumbs up]

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      OT is only supposed to be 5mins long... I don't get it, how do refs not know the rules?

  22. NJCroMag

    I don't drink nearly as much pineapple juice as I should.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      That aint pineapple juice, buddy.

  23. NJCroMag

    If dying means that I'll have to become a sandwich with you, I refuse.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Even a french dip?

    2. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      hey leave moustic out of this!

    3. aylbert

      aylbert

      I can't help but to include moustic in any sandwich conversation. I'm contractually obligated to be honest.

  24. NJCroMag

    It's pretty widely accepted that no Pauly Shore movie has ever been even remotely good...correct?

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      Bio-Dome ('96) is one of my favorite comedies, and I quite like Son-in-Law ('93) and Encino Man ('92)... In the Army Now ('94) was tolerable... I think Son-in-Law was because I wanted to roll in the barn with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen...

  25. NJCroMag

    Damn...oh well. To even make the playoffs is an accomplishment in itself. We'll do better next season. See ya in the pre-season, guys!

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I won't be satisfied with 12.5% (2 wins)

    2. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      You watched the wrong TiVo, dope.

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