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  1. Ah, crap...does anybody know how to get an eyeball back into its socket? I need to know...FAST, preferably.

    1. aylbert

      aylbert

      I don't think it's a good DIY project to start.

  2. It's physically impossible to visualize three green elephants sitting side by side. Here...watch. One...two...th-...ACK!

    1. lucifer91

      lucifer91

      simple solution, try it high

  3. Why did nobody ever tell me they made pumpkin funnel cake?

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    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      fvck yeah, son! Goddamn amazing, my friend!

    3. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      Butterscotch pudding paid me not to.

    4. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING WOULD NEVER DO THAT, PK!

  4. That's it...I'm officially at war with the stink bugs. Time to break out the big guns.

    1. Kovy138

      Kovy138

      i hear that man.. i've had enough of those little bastards as well

  5. Next time you say a bad word about butterscotch pudding, the chainsaw comes out. You've been warned.

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    2. lucifer91

      lucifer91

      Butterscotch pudding is amazing

    3. Microwavepizza
    4. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Lucifer91 is my new best friend. Pizza, you're on the right track, but make no mention of flavor.

  6. Ooh, that's good. Just move a little to the-...oh yeah. Right there. Don't move.

  7. I'm gonna shimmy and shake. Everybody, take a step back and shield your eyes.

    1. Pepperkorn

      Pepperkorn

      Nonsense - put on your 3d glasses everyone! (insert popcorn eating smilie here)

  8. Working the Hershey Bears pre-season finale tonight...regular season right around the corner!

    1. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      Wow, you work for the team?

    2. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      I'm actually a volunteer, but I'm around the players and coaches a lot! Woot!

  9. I'm not sure a cold egg roll was the best lunch choice.

    1. NJCroMag

      NJCroMag

      You ain't kiddin', pal!

  10. You're a gentleman and a scholar. And devilishly-handsome to boot!

  11. Glad to have you aboard, man! Sending many hugs your way!

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