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  1. Kellogg’s trying a new cereal...Peppersteak with onions, it’s an acquired taste. You left out the milk and/or rice. If it translates to multiple wins you better stock up.
  2. Yes of course the money is great but I’m pretty sure the players want to be on a cup contender in the end. Granted I do agree, having that kind of money is a dream but all athletes growing up want to win the championship in their sport. How many times do you hear players say “I’ve played pretend hockey in my basement and it was game 7 of the Stanley Cup final and I scored the final goal to win it.” That has to be the motivating factor once they go pro but once they realize the money that comes along with it they may be more accepting of not winning a championship but I gotta imagine that’s what he really wants. This team wouldn’t be able to get there without him any way. I just want a fvcking cup already, 16 years of waiting is too long, hate it.
  3. How much of this though are on the players and how much of it is on the coach (I use that term very lightly since he is anything but a reliable coach)? Since they obtained better talent when the hell will it show? Is the coach now preventing that talent from coming through? I personally think other than 1 or 2 good defenseman the rest are mostly crap and they barely did anything to improve their D during the offseason, getting 1 player was never going to be nearly enough. Just look at all the blown leads, not just this year but over the last 5+ years. Have you ever seen a team blow a lead in the 3rd period more than them? No, no you haven’t, you don’t even have to look it up. I would guarantee anything if someone can find those stats the Devils are definitely on top of that list. You almost always know it’s happening when there’s less than 2 mins left in a game with a 1 goal lead, no way anyone in here has any confidence that lead will remain. This is def going back 5+ years.
  4. That might be but don’t you think players like P.K. and Nico are saying “we made these off season acquisitions that on paper appeared to put us in contention for a playoff spot but right now we’re on pace to have fewer points than last season, how the fvck did that happen?” Right there, who do you go yell at as a player other than looking at yourself in that so called mirror. P.K. has been playing pretty good in my mind as has Nico, he’s starting to pick it up. Should they walk up to Ray and say “I’m not playing another shift until you get that a$$ clown behind the bench out of here”. Similar to what Patrick Roy did in Montreal, although that was during a game. What the hell will it take at this point? How the hell do we help get rid of Hynes? Start chanting “Fire Hynes” at every Devils game? Jeez man, what the F needs to freaking happen at this point? It’s so pathetic already. Year after year, the same $hit, I’m almost nauseous writing this. Watching them is almost as bad as what happened at the end of the Browns game last night. Maybe the Devils should also be fined and suspended for their disgusting play.
  5. What would you do as a player on that team when you walk into that locker room? I can’t even imagine what Jack is thinking other than, “I wish I wasn’t number 1 so I didn’t have to end up here since this team doesn’t care about losing”. What about Nico, he just signed for 7 more years. He must be kicking himself right about now. Seriously, what would your thoughts be as a player on that team?
  6. While we’re on the topic (even though you may not agree that we’re on that topic but I’ll start it any way because...we’ll, why not?) in your lifetime of watching defenseman, worst Devils defenseman you’ve ever seen is who? For me I’d prob have to go between Salvador or Colin White.
  7. I’m sure everyone (including me) was really excited when they initially acquired Schneider. Boy have those feelings been adjusted ever so slightly. Worst goalie they’ve ever had by far?
  8. There should be a restraining order on Schneider for ever stepping foot near the Prudential Center. Do you guys actually want to see Schneider make it into the Hall of Shame for having 2 calendar years without a win? I sure as hell don’t want to see it, get him out of here, whatever it takes.
  9. Why am I on the board reading this stuff at almost 1:30 when I have to be up for work in a few hours? Ugh. Then again why is anyone else also up reading this board if you’re on the east coast? No idea why I made this post but as soon as I click submit I’m going to sleep.
  10. Interesting to know, what have you broken in your house watching this fvcking pathetic excuse of a hockey team over the last however many years? They’ve been sh!t for many years so I’m sure it’s easy to think of something. Broke a closet door and a glass, unfortunately nothing else. Borderline wanted to break the tv.
  11. That’s easy, they just need 2 goalies, 5 defenseman and another forward, shouldn’t be too hard.
  12. That has nothing to do with unfortunately being a devils fan, I just hate that fvcking team so would never consider it but their rebuild is light years ahead right now of where this fvcking team is.
  13. Not at all, devils have the two worst goalies in the league, not just shootout goalies, worst goalies in any mode of play, 5v5, etc. Actually I should rephrase that. Schneider’s not the worst goalie, to be the worst goalie you have to be a goalie to qualify for the worst goalie, he’s nothing but a piece of fvcking sh!t so no, not the worst goalie. Fvck everything about this team.
  14. I’ve seen enough of this team and can clearly say they are truly just as bad this year as they were last. Same amount of talent as last year and I expect about 68-70 points for the season, just watch. Then again I doubt anyone will argue with me on that. If you think they got more talent this season that’s fvcking bullsh!t and all the players who were somewhat decent last year are pieces of sh!t this year, Butcher can go fvck himself in addition to everyone else. This franchise is just like the NY jets. I truly don’t think they’ll ever be good again, just no fvcking way. They’re a fvcked franchise, simple as that.
  15. Gee I wonder what the fvck is gonna happen here...
  16. Look at teams like Boston and those with skill. They can move the puck all around with ease. Devils don’t have any 1/100th the talent of that team. All their passes and plays are so predictable. Every single time the Devils try to move the puck I always know exactly where the puck is going and what they’re gonna do, every freaking time. Why do they freaking think there are so many turnovers? Dumb passes and teams know exactly where the play is going. Better get some f’ing defenseman who can skate.
  17. Couldn’t you have subtly said “think you could pick it up Cory? That’s what I want for Halloween” You know you wanted to say it. Or you could have worn a costume with a note written on it stating something similar. I wouldn’t feel bad about criticizing the hell out of him on here just because he took some pictures. Most players would have done the exact same thing. You spend your money to see them perform at games and what kind of satisfaction do you get out of that? Obviously nothing at all this year.
  18. ajsgolf

    Fire Hynes

    Devils are 30th in power rankings, woohoo. Perhaps they can catch Ottawa and finally be best at something, being worst. Although I’m sure I would see potential in Ottawa if I watched them. Can’t say the same with these bunch of misfits...or mfitz (just thought of that because I thought it would be funny to write, certainly don’t mean anything negative by writing your handle, was looking for something humorous even though the Devils are nothing but a joke) I particularly think you’re a great poster.
  19. I want everyone to go into work tomorrow and do nothing the whole day, randomly walk around to people and curse them off, take a nap at your desk, break a few things and then come into work Monday and do your normal job. Don’t worry about getting fired, you won’t. That’s exactly how I relate to their season, they can be absolute sh!t game in and game out and there isn’t a fvcking consequence for anyone, especially that fvcking piece of sh!t hynes (refuse to capitalize his name). Pathetic a$$ wipes. Take Boston and put devils jerseys on every player and just by them wearing the jersey they’ll quickly become the worst team in the league. Don’t get your hopes up, we can’t put bruins jerseys on and expect to win, doesn’t work in that direction. Can only ruin a players career by putting a devils jersey on. Fvck them all.
  20. Who would’ve thought everyone now wants this fvcking thread to become the “Taylor hall please leave watch” thread.
  21. I heard the devils are going trick or treating tonight. Get this, they’re going as hockey players. Is that the craziest sh!t you’ve ever heard or what? Who the fvck in anyone’s crazy mind would believe they’re hockey players? Hope they all get candy corn and a stick of gum, ya know, all the sh!t that no trick or treater ever wants.
  22. Cory is a useless piece of sh!t. He will however break his own record. He will go 2 separate calendar years without a win, that’s quite impressive. Not one fvcking team in any hockey league in this Universe would ever ever ever want Cory on their team. How the hell does anyone think the devils can trade him for anything at all? Who the F would ever want him? What good would he do being a backup who should never play another second in his life? Teams wouldn’t even give up a bag of pucks for that f’ing loser. He should be fvcking embarrassed. The absolute only reason he should want to continue playing is because of the paycheck. I wish people would boo the sh!t out of him anytime he steps on the ice. How the fvck can a goalie go a whole god damn calendar year without a win? Mind fvcking boggling. I know it sounds like I’m going over the top here but I just can’t emphasize these points enough! I hope cory is reading these posts and causes him to retire, just as long as he never comes back. Go fvck yourself you useless piece of sh!t, wish I could continue to go on.
  23. Cory is a waste of space in the world and for that should be sent to space, may sound childish but I could care less, leave earth cory, take a spaceship and never return.
  24. Better get a reliable goalie and 2 solid defenseman. No doubt that’s what they’re missing and this team is gonna be bad until they do that, plain and simple.
  25. I know, I’m not denying that statement. I’ve always been a pessimistic fan, all my friends know that. I guess I balance out the forum, not really. I need to get a better attitude when watching them, but it frustrates me to no end when they get scored on and that’s what comes out. The reason I don’t say much when they score is that same pessimistic attitude, hoping they can hold the lead but it’s an anxious feeling watching them and if they do give up a goal I feel the need to state what I feel at that moment, and I apologize for that, I’ll try harder...or at least just keep those thoughts to myself in those instances.
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