Take it with a grain of salt but on his wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marek_Zidlicky
On February 15, 2012, Zidlicky was traded to the New Jersey Devils for a second round pick in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft.
It would probably have to be Parise + a young NHL ready player + a few conditionals (if he doesn't sign with the Jackets).
Edit: yea scratch that thought. No chance Parise would sign with the Jackets the more I think of this the more retarded it sounds.
Guaranteed Parise hanging out with Jamie is not going to increase the chance that he stays with us. Jamie probably cried about how he was treated here and how happy he was to finally get out of here.