Parise named captain! in Hell Posted October 6, 2011 The image I get when I imagine Burnside writing an article is that of a middle aged beer bellied loser, on his laptop, in his boxers. I don't take anything he writes seriously. Besides which we always do better when we get no respect anyway. That's funny, pretty much sums up what I imagine for a few (unnamed) people here. And just for the record, I don't use a laptop.