MDPucks Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Because its the offseason and endless CBA, Parise, and Flyer/Rangers transaction talk is frankly depressing this little ditty appeared as a trending topic this morning on Twitter. Fair Warning: Topic at minimum is rated PG-13/R and might be NSFW although there's zero pictures but its hillarious. https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23HockeyPlayerSexPositions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) #HockeyPlayerSexPositions Todd bertuzzi - Hitting her from behind so she can't walk for a week #HockeyPlayerSexPositions undressing her three times before putting it in - the Datsyuk #HockeyPlayerSexPositions Slapping her in the temple with your shaft and knocking her out - The Marty McSorley Edited July 25, 2012 by ben00rs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msweet Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I added mine I've stopped more dudes from getting it in behind me than anyone: The Martin Broduer https://twitter.com/1MSweetwood/status/228186145341710336 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobilly45 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) i dont have twitter so i cant tweet this but heres mine: going deeper and deeper till she chokes - the luongo Edited July 25, 2012 by bobilly45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 dude -- she doesn't choke - that's the point. He can't rise to the occasion. Making a woman choke on your big thrusting cock is powerful to a man, right? (oh dear, I hope that wasn't offensive ) Luongo can't keep it hard - the dude who tweeted someone else has to finish was on the mark. So many of those tweets are trying so hard to be funny about what a player does to a woman, they miss the hysterical failings of the men they're razzing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmorc2003 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 This is a fun thread Wearing extra layers of oversized protection just to make sure you don't catch anything. The Lundqvist Getting sloppy drunk and insulting the girl to her face while you're doing it. The Kaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmorc2003 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Hooking up in another country, then bolting before anyone realizes how underwhelming your performance actually was. -The Radulov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Damn, OK, way to get all graphic and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Never doing it at all - The Hugh Jessiman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWW Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Breaking an epic dry spell that was so memorable that people will talk about it for years...then following it up with another dry spell - The Rangers franchise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmorc2003 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Leaving your girlfriend to double team a girl you knew in high school with your best bud. - The Parise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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