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Ray Catena's ads are actually pretty helpful. I was planning to go to his showroom to seek help with my family affairs and life in general. But when I saw his ad, I realized he's only there to take

This commercial infuriates me.  The fact that a company could pay an ad agency to produce this steaming pile of dogsh1t is beyond ridiculous.  I can see a bunch of people sitting around the ad agency

So we're sitting here watching the Devils game after I told Jamie all about the hate on here for that commerical and how awful it is on Thursday....the commercial hits and she starts yelling "fvck YOU

Also remember this gem?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QCxXNYpUg

 

Ah, yes. Hipsters singing Christmas carols off key to sell cars. Fork-in-the-eye, ear-bleeding worthy. It came on literally every commercial break, too.

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing gahhhden fatties belting "sing us a song, you're the pianoman" twice every commercial break?

 

YES

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I do hate that one. I am so tired of all of the commercials on the MSG telecast. Even that Ray Catena commercial where the couple buys a car and at the end are seemingly as satisfied as after sex with, "That was amazing". I have been muting the TV for a while now.

Ray Catena's ads are actually pretty helpful. I was planning to go to his showroom to seek help with my family affairs and life in general. But when I saw his ad, I realized he's only there to take care of my car, so I stayed home.

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AT ROUTE 46 NISSAN

WHERE WE MAKE BUYING FUN

AAAAND EEEEAASSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

 

also, anyone else notice that the radio spot for TicketExchange (which, IIRC, they say 'devils fans') has the Rags goal horn?  :puke:

 

My favorite Route 46 Nissan ad was the one with the demonic looking Easter bunny from a few years ago.

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I'm really going back with this Hot Grill ad, for those of you who lived in North Jersey back in the '90s. "Give me them fries with gravy!"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNbiNU2SXOQ

 

I'm trying to track down video of the commercial for JJ Rockers in Scotch Plains. It was available on youtube a few years ago, but haven't been able to find it since.

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You guys make me glad I don't watch away games live. If I'm home I dvr the game and start it about an hour later. Problem solved for me.

 

 

Ding-Ding that's the correct response

 

I only see these ads in the very late 3rd/OT on those rare times when I've caught up to live action...

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Also remember this gem?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QCxXNYpUg

 

Ugh, wow.  I'm not sure what it is about both people in that commercial, but they just seem so.. so... punchable..

 

Ray Catena's ads are actually pretty helpful. I was planning to go to his showroom to seek help with my family affairs and life in general. But when I saw his ad, I realized he's only there to take care of my car, so I stayed home.

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:haha2:

 

I always laugh at those commercials.  They're just so ridiculous - at one point the dude's getting his shoes shined, and they're playing pool.  Like..come on.

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Not even close to the Gate open commercial or the gem from Party Poker last year:

 

"This is the moment, tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over, So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us..."

 

I just spit my milk, this is brilliant haha

 

Edit: thought you were changing the wording around from the ending part where the guy goes "Share the thrill and bla bla bla bla" but just realized that's the lyrics of the song in the background haha

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This commercial infuriates me.  The fact that a company could pay an ad agency to produce this steaming pile of dogsh1t is beyond ridiculous.  I can see a bunch of people sitting around the ad agency table kicking around ideas.

 

Well the commercial is going to air in the New York metro area.

New York, eh? Brooklyn. Hip. New York.

Let's get the most Lena Dunham looking annoying hispter clowns we can find and put them on the screen. They are going to just shout edgy stuff. Well mostly random stuff.

Ok! Lets do it!

 

Fuking horrible.  This commercial boils my blood and the fact I see it seemingly every single commercial break makes me want to throw my TV against the wall.  For every instance I see this commercial I am going to make a mark on a notepad.  Every time I want a hamburger I am going to go to Five Guys and scribble one of those marks off the notepad.  This commercial makes me never want to eat another Smashburger ever again.  Not that I ate there more than a few times before but Jesus H. Christ. JOY JOY JOY JOY SHUT THE FUK UP! 

 

I'd rather watch 50 Hyundai Christmas carol commercials in a row than a single one of these.Leave the gate open, you want it you got it Freehold Hyundai, look for the next best thing, woo hoo Action Chevy come on down! Take care of your business, your family and your whatever. Give me all of them all night but please leave this garbage out of my life.

 

Edit: I came back because I'm still thinking about it and steaming. Hey let's get this fat hipster broad with glasses to tell us how she likes her men. She'd be lucky to get a date with that greasy ass burger shes eating no one wants to hear your nonsensical line about how you like your men. I hope everyone you know gives you sh!t about this commercial and hounds you for the rest of your life. Let's get this other guy and put a hipster hat on him and make him say other dumb crap. You know what we need? Two random women going back and forth spouting so much random drivel you think they have a mild case of tourettes or are having a seizure. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SELL HAMBURGERS YOU IDIOTS.

 

Edit 2: Also the production quality of this commercial is mind boggling for 2014. Every time it comes on I get transported back to 1996. You may have wanted to use a bunch of hipsters for your ad but you didn't have to use the vintage (1990s) cameras they carry around to shoot this turd. Ray Catena's commercials have better quality and he's been airing the same one for 10 years it seems. 

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This commercial infuriates me. The fact that a company could pay an ad agency to produce this steaming pile of dogsh1t is beyond ridiculous. I can see a bunch of people sitting around the ad agency table kicking around ideas.

Well the commercial is going to air in the New York metro area.

New York, eh? Brooklyn. Hip. New York.

Let's get the most Lena Dunham looking annoying hispter clowns we can find and put them on the screen. They are going to just shout edgy stuff. Well mostly random stuff.

Ok! Lets do it!

Fuking horrible. This commercial boils my blood and the fact I see it seemingly every single commercial break makes me want to throw my TV against the wall. For every instance I see this commercial I am going to make a mark on a notepad. Every time I want a hamburger I am going to go to Five Guys and scribble one of those marks off the notepad. This commercial makes me never want to eat another Smashburger ever again. Not that I ate there more than a few times before but Jesus H. Christ. JOY JOY JOY JOY SHUT THE FUK UP!

I'd rather watch 50 Hyundai Christmas carol commercials in a row than a single one of these.Leave the gate open, you want it you got it Freehold Hyundai, look for the next best thing, woo hoo Action Chevy come on down! Take care of your business, your family and your whatever. Give me all of them all night but please leave this garbage out of my life.

Edit: I came back because I'm still thinking about it and steaming. Hey let's get this fat hipster broad with glasses to tell us how she likes her men. She'd be lucky to get a date with that greasy ass burger shes eating no one wants to hear your nonsensical line about how you like your men. I hope everyone you know gives you sh!t about this commercial and hounds you for the rest of your life. Let's get this other guy and put a hipster hat on him and make him say other dumb crap. You know what we need? Two random women going back and forth spouting so much random drivel you think they have a mild case of tourettes or are having a seizure. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SELL HAMBURGERS YOU IDIOTS.

Edit 2: Also the production quality of this commercial is mind boggling for 2014. Every time it comes on I get transported back to 1996. You may have wanted to use a bunch of hipsters for your ad but you didn't have to use the vintage (1990s) cameras they carry around to shoot this turd. Ray Catena's commercials have better quality and he's been airing the same one for 10 years it seems.

Epic post is epic. Please e-mail this to Smashburger's corporate offices.
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