mfitz804 Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: Indeed they do. But not all bagel shops in NJ are created equal. There's some duds. I call the bad ones “rolls with holes”. Staten Island has some amazing bagel places, I’m totally spoiled in that regard. But we just get bacon, and call it bacon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: Do they even have good bagels in Jersey?? The best. But as CR said, not all bagel places are created equal. Although our worst bagel shop in NJ would be the best bagel shop in pretty much any other place on earth (other than NYC). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 hours ago, WaffleFries said: I can't even imagine what kind of boujee motherfvcker orders a "Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese". Yikes. 'Round these parts (Central Jersey/ Jersey Shore) you get the shoprite brand Pork Roll cause its cheaper and I gotta save every penny i can to afford tickets, gas, and parking to go to the games. Maybe there’s an economic component to this I overlooked. Who here is a boujee motherfvcker and what do you call it? 2 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said: The best. But as CR said, not all bagel places are created equal. Although our worst bagel shop in NJ would be the best bagel shop in pretty much any other place on earth (other than NYC). Hot ovens, brah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: Maybe there’s an economic component to this I overlooked. Who here is a boujee motherfvcker and what do you call it? Hot ovens, brah. Bright kitchens brah. Top notch water brah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, MB3 said: ok google how do u add someone to ignore Like you could ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 38 minutes ago, MB3 said: Attack me? Fine. My mom? Fine. Pavel Zacha? Fine. Taylor hall? Less fine but fine. My bagels? Bitcc you betta be ready to throw down. It’s not your fault, you’re just used to substandard water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoffeecake Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) Growing up in Toms River, I had never even heard the term Taylor Ham until I was like in middle school. It was always pork roll. As for the claim that Camden County calls it Taylor ham, I've never heard it in South Jersey ever, and I spend a lot of time in Camden and Burlington counties. I'll never understand North Jersey folks and their obsession with telling everyone Central Jersey doesn't exist. If people from a place say that place exists, that's it. There's no argument to be had. They're the authority. End of discussion. How is someone that can't point to Monmouth County on a map gonna tell someone from Freehold what to call the place they're from? Get outta here. I've always identified as being from the Shore, but a lot of people in TR say they're from Central Jersey. When I think Central, I think New Brunswick, Freehold, Trenton, Edison. If you're gonna break the state down into only three regions, then yea, we're central Jersey, but I think the Shore is distinct. Edited July 16, 2019 by thecoffeecake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, thecoffeecake said: I'll never understand North Jersey folks and their obsession with telling everyone Central Jersey doesn't exist. You surely mean South Jersey I hope.... because I haven’t met one person from South Jersey that believes Central Jersey is a thing. I, a North Jerseyan, have been trying to convince my friends and family members from South Jersey otherwise for years lol. 4 minutes ago, thecoffeecake said: I've always identified as being from the Shore, but a lot of people in TR say they're from Central Jersey. When I think Central, I think New Brunswick, Freehold, Trenton, Edison. If you're gonna break the state down into only three regions, then yea, we're central Jersey, but I think the Shore is distinct. Agree with this 100%. Edited July 13, 2019 by MadDog2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoffeecake Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said: You surely mean South Jersey I hope.... because I haven’t met one person from South Jersey that believes Central Jersey is a thing. I, a North Jerseyan, have been trying to convince my friends and family members from South Jersey otherwise for years lol. Agree with this 100%. My experience has been with North Jersey folks mostly, but I think the overall sentiment in Central Jersey is that no one else believes they exist, North or South. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 Maybe it’s all central... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 minute ago, mfitz804 said: Maybe it’s all central... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 South Jersey is now North Delaware, North Jersey is South New York, and the rest is East Pennsylvania. They all say fvcking pork roll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoffeecake Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, mfitz804 said: South Jersey is now North Delaware, North Jersey is South New York, and the rest is East Pennsylvania. They all say fvcking pork roll. If there's one state in which Camden could compete as the premier city, its Delaware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, thecoffeecake said: If there's one state in which Camden could compete as the premier city, its Delaware. North Wilmington. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muevelos Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 This thread is hilarious 😀 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 14, 2019 Author Share Posted July 14, 2019 I think we needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoffeecake Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 6 hours ago, mfitz804 said: North Wilmington. Have you been to Killmington lately? I spoke out my ass. It's way nicer than Camden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 How about a celebrity take? https://mobile.twitter.com/thatkevinsmith/status/956934060391067648?lang=en Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilMinder Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 This thread needs more pics of Pork roll sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, DevilMinder said: This thread needs more pics of Pork roll sandwiches. And none of Taylor Ham because... ...it doesn’t exist. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrthemike Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 So, thanks to you guys I was craving a Taylor Ham sandwich. I found a place in the Detroit suburbs that happens to sell one. Place is called Jersey Bagel if anyone happens to live in Michigan. Anyways, I walk in and guess what? They ran out of "pork roll". I was pissed but I got a bacon egg and cheese instead. The bagels were good though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njskaguy33 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, njskaguy33 said: But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. This was made abundantly clear after the first few sentences of your post. 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Eco Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 2:05 PM, njskaguy33 said: Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. Agree with the ketchup hot take, but I won't even touch the one before that haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
point Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I grew up in Jamesburg. In hs I worked at the Howard Johnsons at the Molly Pitcher rest area. People would come in and ask for Taylor Ham. I had no fvcking idea what they were talking about. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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