mfitz804 Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, DevilMinder said: This thread needs more pics of Pork roll sandwiches. And none of Taylor Ham because... ...it doesn’t exist. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrthemike Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 So, thanks to you guys I was craving a Taylor Ham sandwich. I found a place in the Detroit suburbs that happens to sell one. Place is called Jersey Bagel if anyone happens to live in Michigan. Anyways, I walk in and guess what? They ran out of "pork roll". I was pissed but I got a bacon egg and cheese instead. The bagels were good though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njskaguy33 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, njskaguy33 said: But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. This was made abundantly clear after the first few sentences of your post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 7 hours ago, njskaguy33 said: Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. I actually fvcking hate your guts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Eco Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 2:05 PM, njskaguy33 said: Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. Agree with the ketchup hot take, but I won't even touch the one before that haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
point Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I grew up in Jamesburg. In hs I worked at the Howard Johnsons at the Molly Pitcher rest area. People would come in and ask for Taylor Ham. I had no fvcking idea what they were talking about. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Only in Jersey lmfao. https://www.dailyrecord.com/story/news/local/2017/10/03/stolen-taylor-ham-leads-assault-charges-hackettstown/726523001/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) 43 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said: Only in Jersey lmfao. https://www.dailyrecord.com/story/news/local/2017/10/03/stolen-taylor-ham-leads-assault-charges-hackettstown/726523001/ Charges will be dismissed when the Defendant's attorney proves in Court that "Taylor Ham" doesn't exist. Edited July 24, 2019 by mfitz804 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: Charges will be dismissed when the Defendant's attorney proves in Court that "Taylor Ham" doesn't exist. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Was in the supermarket again. There was more pork roll there than at a Ron Jeremy film retrospective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, mfitz804 said: Was in the supermarket again. There was more pork roll there than at a Ron Jeremy film retrospective. Lmfao store brand Taylor Ham?! That’s gross. Edited July 26, 2019 by MadDog2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 4 hours ago, MadDog2020 said: Lmfao store brand Taylor Ham?! That’s gross. No, it’s store brand pork roll. So it’s fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Mick Jagger called it Taylor Ham on stage at Met Life last night. My dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitchmack Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Oh Mfitz, what have you started? Even NJ Devil is getting in on the act ....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 29 minutes ago, Aitchmack said: Oh Mfitz, what have you started? Even NJ Devil is getting in on the act ....................... #Plagarism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Is it significant that a star like Jagger called it Taylor ham and not pork roll? “If he’s in North Jersey, then Taylor ham would be the correct term,” Portalakis said. https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2019/08/the-rolling-stones-ate-taylor-ham-at-the-tick-tock-diner-yes-they-called-it-taylor-ham.html#incart_push We’re done here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 Have you heard what British people call cigarettes? Can’t take his word for it, not at all, gov’nah! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Hockey Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I meant to bump this awhile back since it's "official" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisis Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 30 minutes ago, Satans Hockey said: I meant to bump this awhile back since it's "official" lol Thanks for that. Always thought I lived in central. Now give us our weed, ya prude! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevsMan84 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I always knew he was an idiot. He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him. Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state. Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey? Ha! Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxchaznjxx Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, DevsMan84 said: I always knew he was an idiot. He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him. Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state. Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey? Ha! Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state. Ocean County is Central Jersey down to Lacey Rd. I've always used that as the cut-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/19/2019 at 12:48 AM, Satans Hockey said: I meant to bump this awhile back since it's "official" lol Is someone going to find out his opinion on Taylor Ham? Also, we should rename it Bahl Ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Eco Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) On 12/19/2019 at 7:37 AM, DevsMan84 said: I always knew he was an idiot. He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him. Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state. Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey? Ha! Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state. It's funny how partisan politics are in 2019 that a governor can't write a pretty harmless tweet about his state in good fun without people berating him and saying that the guy who played political checkers with mayors around the State by holding pieces of steel 9/11 wreckage from the Twin Towers as quid-pro-quo leverage is "decent" compared to him, but here we are, there's nothing between going 0 and 90 mph on everything anymore, I guess lol Edited December 20, 2019 by DJ Eco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Eco Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, mfitz804 said: Is someone going to find out his opinion on Taylor Ham? Also, we should rename it Bahl Ham. Political suicide! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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