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So, thanks to you guys I was craving a Taylor Ham sandwich. I found a place in the Detroit suburbs that happens to sell one. Place is called Jersey Bagel if anyone happens to live in Michigan. Anyways, I walk in and guess what? They ran out of "pork roll". I was pissed but I got a bacon egg and cheese instead. The bagels were good though. 

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Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

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32 minutes ago, njskaguy33 said:

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect.

This was made abundantly clear after the first few sentences of your post. 😛

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7 hours ago, njskaguy33 said:

Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

I actually fvcking hate your guts.

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On 7/16/2019 at 2:05 PM, njskaguy33 said:

Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

Agree with the ketchup hot take, but I won't even touch the one before that haha

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43 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said:

Charges will be dismissed when the Defendant's attorney proves in Court that "Taylor Ham" doesn't exist.

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Is it significant that a star like Jagger called it Taylor ham and not pork roll?

“If he’s in North Jersey, then Taylor ham would be the correct term,” Portalakis said.

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2019/08/the-rolling-stones-ate-taylor-ham-at-the-tick-tock-diner-yes-they-called-it-taylor-ham.html#incart_push

We’re done here. 🤣

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I always knew he was an idiot.  He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him.  Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state.

Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey?  Ha!  Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state.

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1 hour ago, DevsMan84 said:

I always knew he was an idiot.  He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him.  Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state.

Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey?  Ha!  Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state.

Ocean County is Central Jersey down to Lacey Rd.  I've always used that as the cut-off.

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On 12/19/2019 at 12:48 AM, Satans Hockey said:

I meant to bump this awhile back since it's "official" lol

 

Is someone going to find out his opinion on Taylor Ham?

Also, we should rename it Bahl Ham. 

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On 12/19/2019 at 7:37 AM, DevsMan84 said:

I always knew he was an idiot.  He makes Christie seem decent in comparison to him.  Glad we have yet another governor who sees the role as a stepping stone towards a future on the national level of politics instead of, you know, governing the state.

Also, Ocean County is debatable as Central Jersey?  Ha!  Even if CNJ did exist, Ocean County would certainly not be part of the "Central" part of the state.

It's funny how partisan politics are in 2019 that a governor can't write a pretty harmless tweet about his state in good fun without people berating him and saying that the guy who played political checkers with mayors around the State by holding pieces of steel 9/11 wreckage from the Twin Towers as quid-pro-quo leverage is "decent" compared to him, but here we are, there's nothing between going 0 and 90 mph on everything anymore, I guess lol

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