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14 minutes ago, DevilMinder said:

This thread needs more pics of Pork roll sandwiches.

 

 

And none of Taylor Ham because...

...it doesn’t exist. 

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So, thanks to you guys I was craving a Taylor Ham sandwich. I found a place in the Detroit suburbs that happens to sell one. Place is called Jersey Bagel if anyone happens to live in Michigan. Anyways, I walk in and guess what? They ran out of "pork roll". I was pissed but I got a bacon egg and cheese instead. The bagels were good though. 

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Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

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32 minutes ago, njskaguy33 said:

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect.

This was made abundantly clear after the first few sentences of your post. 😛

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7 hours ago, njskaguy33 said:

Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

I actually fvcking hate your guts.

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On 7/16/2019 at 2:05 PM, njskaguy33 said:

Better question. Why does Taylor Ham / pork roll / unspecified meat stick even exist? Get bacon. Get ham. But meat stick? Kinda gross if you ask me. 

And putting ketchup on eggs is like spreading mayonnaise on a birthday cake covered in spiders. Skin crawling yuck that's relatively senseless. And yes, I'm aware migas and salsa on a breakfast taco is a thing in my current home of Austin. But it's still icky. 

But to be fair, I'm also the weirdo who doesn't put milk in cereal, so my culinary preferences can be suspect. 

Agree with the ketchup hot take, but I won't even touch the one before that haha

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I grew up in Jamesburg. In hs I worked at the Howard Johnsons at the Molly Pitcher rest area. People would come in and ask for Taylor Ham. I had no fvcking idea what they were talking about. LOL

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