SterioDesign Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Holtby to Vancouver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, SterioDesign said: Holtby to Vancouver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Simmonds to the Leafs...for a HELL of a lot less than the Devils paid him: https://www.nhl.com/news/wayne-simmonds-signing-update-news-status/c-319292190?tid=281072352 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moustic Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Rooney to the Rangers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: Simmonds to the Leafs...for a HELL of a lot less than the Devils paid him: https://www.nhl.com/news/wayne-simmonds-signing-update-news-status/c-319292190?tid=281072352 @mfitz804 ripped him the best, saying he should have gotten the same deal as that Simmonds guy last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, NJDevils1214 said: Clock is for sure ticking... Why would Vancouver need them, they also have Demko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Holtby to Vancouver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterioDesign Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 did Fitz forget his credit card home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted October 9, 2020 Author Share Posted October 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, MB3 said: This will probably get buried but I'm an architect and I helped design Hank's apartment a few years ago. The nicest dude you've ever met, but there's this one story that always sticks with me. We're in his kitchen with his wife Therese and he comes home from practice. He's wildly attractive btw, but that's unrelated. So we're mid conversation and he's kinda pawing at his shirt a little bit all awkward, he's in obvious discomfort. "Go ahead", his wife says to him. He smiles and nods and says "excuse me" and heads over to the kitchen sink. At this point I'm watching him like a hawk because WTF was that whole interaction. Without even a blink he awkwardly cups his hands under the sink and goes to town on the sink water. He's slurping it out of his hands legitimately like a dog slurping water from a bowl. It is bizarre and uncomfortable to watch. I look over at his wife, who's blushing slightly. "Sorry", she says to me and my boss. "Whenever he gets home from practice he is so, so thirsty..." She pauses for a second as she can see our visible confusion. "And, you know... he has no cups." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, SterioDesign said: did Fitz forget his credit card home? .... wanna elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevils1214 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, jagknife said: .... wanna elaborate? Fitz hasn't done this to anyone yet that we know of.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, MB3 said: most teams aren't comfortable with a starter and a terrible backup anymore. For a playoff-likely team, they need a reliable backup / 1A/1B situation. Is Demko terrible? He was insane in the playoffs vs LV .985sv% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Nicomo said: Is Demko terrible? He was insane in the playoffs vs LV .985sv% They're saying Holtby will be the 1B, Demko the priority 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, Nicomo said: I’m ashamed with myself that I got as far into this post before realizing where you were going. LOL Me too lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, jagknife said: They're saying Holtby will be the 1B, Demko the priority Ah gotcha. I thought Markstrom was staying. My mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Nicomo said: Ah gotcha. I thought Markstrom was staying. My mistake. He's staying in Canada, just moving provinces (Alberta) OMG please be true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, SterioDesign said: did Fitz forget his credit card home? Saving all his money for Taylor Hall lol. 1 minute ago, jagknife said: OMG please be true.... Yeah, between that and Rooney, all we need is to get them to take Mueller and they will be fvcked for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 (edited) Zemgus Girgensons signed a 3 year deal with Buffalo. I mention this for the sole reason that the dude's name sounds like its spoken in the fake Swedish language spoken by the Swedish Chef on the Muppets. Admit it, you just said it that way. Edited October 9, 2020 by mfitz804 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitchmack Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, jagknife said: He's staying in Canada, just moving provinces (Alberta) OMG please be true.... That's a buyout just waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 37 minutes ago, MB3 said: This will probably get buried but I'm an architect and I helped design Hank's apartment a few years ago. The nicest dude you've ever met, but there's this one story that always sticks with me. We're in his kitchen with his wife Therese and he comes home from practice. He's wildly attractive btw, but that's unrelated. So we're mid conversation and he's kinda pawing at his shirt a little bit all awkward, he's in obvious discomfort. "Go ahead", his wife says to him. He smiles and nods and says "excuse me" and heads over to the kitchen sink. At this point I'm watching him like a hawk because WTF was that whole interaction. Without even a blink he awkwardly cups his hands under the sink and goes to town on the sink water. He's slurping it out of his hands legitimately like a dog slurping water from a bowl. It is bizarre and uncomfortable to watch. I look over at his wife, who's blushing slightly. "Sorry", she says to me and my boss. "Whenever he gets home from practice he is so, so thirsty..." She pauses for a second as she can see our visible confusion. "And, you know... he has no cups." It had a Penthouse Forum vibe at first, but then it came around to exactly where I thought it would go as soon as you said "kitchen sink". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Aitchmack said: That's a buyout just waiting to happen. ... again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 BREAKING: I am moving from my table to my couch and will fire up the xbox. Needless to say a dozen moves will happen in the process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, jagknife said: BREAKING: I am moving from my table to my couch and will fire up the xbox. Needless to say a dozen moves will happen in the process. Just in: Jagknife has been moved to the couch in exchange for Xbox time. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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