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Simmonds to the Leafs...for a HELL of a lot less than the Devils paid him:

https://www.nhl.com/news/wayne-simmonds-signing-update-news-status/c-319292190?tid=281072352

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21 minutes ago, MB3 said:

This will probably get buried but I'm an architect and I helped design Hank's apartment a few years ago. The nicest dude you've ever met, but there's this one story that always sticks with me.

We're in his kitchen with his wife Therese and he comes home from practice. He's wildly attractive btw, but that's unrelated. So we're mid conversation and he's kinda pawing at his shirt a little bit all awkward, he's in obvious discomfort.

"Go ahead", his wife says to him. He smiles and nods and says "excuse me" and heads over to the kitchen sink. At this point I'm watching him like a hawk because WTF was that whole interaction. Without even a blink he awkwardly cups his hands under the sink and goes to town on the sink water. He's slurping it out of his hands legitimately like a dog slurping water from a bowl. It is bizarre and uncomfortable to watch.

I look over at his wife, who's blushing slightly. "Sorry", she says to me and my boss. "Whenever he gets home from practice he is so, so thirsty..."

She pauses for a second as she can see our visible confusion.

"And, you know... he has no cups."

 

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6 minutes ago, MB3 said:

most teams aren't comfortable with a starter and a terrible backup anymore. For a playoff-likely team, they need a reliable backup / 1A/1B situation.

Is Demko terrible? He was insane in the playoffs vs LV  

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11 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

did Fitz forget his credit card home? 

Saving all his money for Taylor Hall lol. 

1 minute ago, jagknife said:

 

 

 

OMG please be true....

 

Yeah, between that and Rooney, all we need is to get them to take Mueller and they will be fvcked for years.

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Zemgus Girgensons signed a 3 year deal with Buffalo. I mention this for the sole reason that the dude's name sounds like its spoken in the fake Swedish  language spoken by the Swedish Chef on the Muppets. 

 

Admit it, you just said it that way. 

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37 minutes ago, MB3 said:

This will probably get buried but I'm an architect and I helped design Hank's apartment a few years ago. The nicest dude you've ever met, but there's this one story that always sticks with me.

We're in his kitchen with his wife Therese and he comes home from practice. He's wildly attractive btw, but that's unrelated. So we're mid conversation and he's kinda pawing at his shirt a little bit all awkward, he's in obvious discomfort.

"Go ahead", his wife says to him. He smiles and nods and says "excuse me" and heads over to the kitchen sink. At this point I'm watching him like a hawk because WTF was that whole interaction. Without even a blink he awkwardly cups his hands under the sink and goes to town on the sink water. He's slurping it out of his hands legitimately like a dog slurping water from a bowl. It is bizarre and uncomfortable to watch.

I look over at his wife, who's blushing slightly. "Sorry", she says to me and my boss. "Whenever he gets home from practice he is so, so thirsty..."

She pauses for a second as she can see our visible confusion.

"And, you know... he has no cups."

It had a Penthouse Forum vibe at first, but then it came around to exactly where I thought it would go as soon as you said "kitchen sink". 

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