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1 minute ago, SterioDesign said:

Sure let's all not post exciting hockey rumours on a hockey message board when we had nothing exciting to post about for years because.... your emotions. 

I was thinking more because unverified rumors are disallowed on this website and have been for 10+ years, as specifically said earlier in this thread by the owner of the fvcking website. But you do you, lil princess. 

I am reporting that the Devils have traded a 2022 conditional 2nd for Tarasenko, no salary retained. My source is the weird little itchy thing in my butt that I want to go get looked at. I've got 16,700 posts on this forum, I'm totally reliable, trust me.

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4 minutes ago, MB3 said:

I was thinking more because unverified rumors are disallowed on this website and have been for 10+ years, as specifically said earlier in this thread by the owner of the fvcking website. But you do you, lil princess. 

I am reporting that the Devils have traded a 2022 conditional 2nd for Tarasenko, no salary retained. My source is the weird little itchy thing in my butt that I want to go get looked at. I've got 16,700 posts on this forum, I'm totally reliable, trust me.

In fairness, his ass itch has 20,000 followers and is verified. 

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5 minutes ago, MB3 said:

I was thinking more because unverified rumors are disallowed on this website and have been for 10+ years, as specifically said earlier in this thread by the owner of the fvcking website. But you do you, lil princess. 

I am reporting that the Devils have traded a 2022 conditional 2nd for Tarasenko, no salary retained. My source is the weird little itchy thing in my butt that I want to go get looked at. I've got 16,700 posts on this forum, I'm totally reliable, trust me.

you were not "thinking more" you specifically said you didn't want that because of your emotions lol who's backtracking now lol 

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Just now, SterioDesign said:

you were not "thinking more" you specifically said you didn't want that because of your emotions lol who's backtracking now lol 

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1 minute ago, SterioDesign said:

you were not "thinking more" you specifically said you didn't want that because of your emotions lol who's backtracking now lol 

 

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Just now, mfitz804 said:

Anything official yet on Parise and Palmieri with the NYI? I googled it but still only see rumors. 

Pagnotta (thefourthperiod, who is very much verified) says nothing done yet but Parise 1 year deal is likely and they’re still working on a multi year deal for Palmieri, which, yikes.

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Just now, MB3 said:

Pagnotta (thefourthperiod, who is very much verified) says nothing done yet but Parise 1 year deal is likely and they’re still working on a multi year deal for Palmieri, which, yikes.

Unless "multi year" means 2, I think I would be hesitant to do that. 

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Just now, MB3 said:

Pagnotta (thefourthperiod, who is very much verified) says nothing done yet but Parise 1 year deal is likely and they’re still working on a multi year deal for Palmieri, which, yikes.

If he's the player he was before last year, and it's for roughly the same amount of money and only for about 3 seasons, it'll work out.  If he's 2020-21 Palms...yikes indeed.  Feels like the Devils got his best, and probably moved on at just the right time.  I'd only offer him a year myself...not saying the Devils should do it, just that if I was the GM of another team and needed a RW who until recently could be counted on to put some pucks in the net, he'd be on my list.  

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Just now, MadDog2020 said:

Lou will announce all his signings on Labor Day.

Yup. And no terms of anything, of course. Just "contract". 

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Just now, mfitz804 said:

Yup. And no terms of anything, of course. Just "contract". 

I can see the meme:

SIGNED!  

THIS GUY!

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Just now, Colorado Rockies 1976 said:

 if I was the GM of another team and needed a RW who until recently could be counted on to put some pucks in the net, he'd be on my list.  

To the extent that anyone needs someone who used to be counted on to score goals, I would agree with that. One year, maybe two if all other considerations allow it. 

Just now, Colorado Rockies 1976 said:

I can see the meme:

SIGNED!  

THIS GUY!

Term is UnspecifiedNumber/Unspecified Years.

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1 minute ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said:

THIS GUY!

Also if you don't think that I read that in the voice of Roz from Monsters Inc., you don't Disney like I Disney lol. 

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1 minute ago, mfitz804 said:

I suspect CR1976 does. 

He does, and I had a purchaser who worked for me for a couple of years that was about 50% Roz and 50% Ursula.  And 100% unlikable.  

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4 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said:

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 

 

the opposite of what Savard did

"if you can make the assist on the cup clinching goal to eliminate them... join ' em. "

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11 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

i have a bad feeling the Islanders will get Tarasenko

But then if he sh!ts the bed there then i'll have good feelings later

Starting to feel like if Fitz is still in the market for a Top 6 forward, it's going to be someone that we weren't expecting at all.  

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