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1 minute ago, mfitz804 said:

He fights every day when he tries to take that dead animal on his head. 

That is a feret that settled on his head whilst he was sleeping, and because of the things it has now seen he needs to keep it close. 

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Bernier not knowing who Nelson Mandela was and talking out of his ass may be one of my favourite thing in life. So just for that i'd have him in NJ

hahahaha i just re-watched it and laughed my ass off. What a fvcking epic failure

 

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21 minutes ago, Chimaira_Devil_#9 said:

 

No idea on reliability. 

 

Read that again he is quoting LeBrun, so seems legit. 

 

So Carolina traded their rookie of the year candidate goalie for Bernier who is absolutely not interested. I feel like they should have looked into that more

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1 minute ago, Devil Dan 56 said:

So Carolina traded their rookie of the year candidate goalie for Bernier who is absolutely not interested. I feel like they should have looked into that more

Honestly, stupidest fvcking idea in the world BEFORE Bernier didn’t want to play there. They should be firing whoever did that right after Hamilton signs with us. 

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4 hours ago, MB3 said:

How does a solid, right-handed, son of an Olympian
And a canadian, dropped in the middle of a bunch of jerks
In Carolina by trades with Calgary and Bean-town
Grow up to be the savior of our team now?

Well the word got around, they said, this defenseman's insane man
Took up all our cap-space just to send him to the team, man
Get your biggest payday, don't forget for why you play
And Newark's gonna know your name. What's your name man?

Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton
My name is Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton
And there's a single Cup I haven't won, yet
But just you wait. Just you wait.

There would be no bigger offer sheet for someone less elite
He coulda been staying in Carolina, win a division, maybe repeat
Scammin' every defensive system he could get his hands on,
Scoring goals and passing, the way Niedermayer had passed on,
The sign of a pen, headed for a new land
In New Jersey you can be a new man

In New Jersey you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New Jersey you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New Jersey, New Jersey, just you wait!

Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton
We are waiting on this board for you
You'll never back down, you know it's in Jersey you'll shine

Oh, Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton, 
The Devils fans sing for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?

The Devils. will never. be the same

What's your name, man?

Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton. 

 

 

 

this took me like a fvcking half hour

I’ve been singing “my name is Douglas Dougie Hamilton” all fvcking day, you fvck lol. 

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so summing up Carolina's off season...

They traded Jake Bean for a second round pick

They traded their rookie of the year nominated goalie Alex Nedeljkovic to detroit for Jonathan Bernier + 3rd round pick

They traded down their first round pick #27 for 2nd round picks

They traded down a second round pick for a 3rd and 4th round pick

They traded down a 3rd round pick for another 3rd round pick

They traded down a 4th round pick for a 5th and a 6th round pick

Now they are interested in signing DeAngelo

 

It's honestly like they are purposely trying to replace their whole roster with lesser players.

Im honestly glad im not a Canes fan

 

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1 hour ago, Crisis said:

Who is also arguably the most sought after UFA this summer.

No argument about it. He’d be the best UFA to hit the open market in quite a while (other than Tavares). 

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3 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

so summing up Carolina's off season...

They traded Jake Bean for a second round pick

They traded their rookie of the year nominated goalie Alex Nedeljkovic to detroit for Jonathan Bernier + 3rd round pick

They traded down their first round pick #27 for 2nd round picks

They traded down a second round pick for a 3rd and 4th round pick

They traded down a 3rd round pick for another 3rd round pick

They traded a 4th round pick for a 5th and a 6th round pick

Now they are interested in signing DeAngelo

 

It's honestly like they are purposely trying to replace their whole roster with lesser players.

 

It’s called the 2012-2015 Devils plan…

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Just now, SterioDesign said:

no that was a different plan but let's not go there lol

I don’t know about everyone else, but speaking for myself, I would love to hear your thoughts on this topic. 

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5 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

so summing up Carolina's off season...

They traded Jake Bean for a second round pick

They traded their rookie of the year nominated goalie Alex Nedeljkovic to detroit for Jonathan Bernier + 3rd round pick

They traded down their first round pick #27 for 2nd round picks

They traded down a second round pick for a 3rd and 4th round pick

They traded down a 3rd round pick for another 3rd round pick

They traded down a 4th round pick for a 5th and a 6th round pick

Now they are interested in signing DeAngelo

 

It's honestly like they are purposely trying to replace their whole roster with lesser players.

Im honestly glad im not a Canes fan

 

Seeing it all typed out like this…JFC. They were so close, too. 

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Just now, Nicomo said:

Seeing it all typed out like this…JFC. They were so close, too. 

I honestly cannot figure out what they are doing. But if the result is they don’t re-sign Hamilton, I’m on board. 
 

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