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I gotta admit...if you hadn't thrown Blackwood in there (no way they would've gone that far), the thread title wouldn't have sounded THAT far-fetched.  

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with my first move as general manager, I name @SterioDesignassistant GM retroactive to 2008, as his ability to build teams using hindsight is unmatched. 

i name @mfitz804 social media director and then immediately fire @mfitz804as social media director when he gets us cancelled within 2 minutes. 

@Colorado Rockies 1973is named head of head of internal statistics and development. from now on the PA announcer will not say “Jack Hughes with his 24th goal of the season, assisted by Bratt and Hamilton.” he will be forced to say “Jack Hughes with his 20th goal in his previous 26 games, at a pace of 61.422993628 goals per 82 games played.” 

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15 minutes ago, MB3 said:

@Colorado Rockies 1973is named head of head of internal statistics and development. from now on the PA announcer will not say “Jack Hughes with his 24th goal of the season, assisted by Bratt and Hamilton.” he will be forced to say “Jack Hughes with his 20th goal in his previous 26 games, at a pace of 61.422993628 goals per 82 games played.” 

C'mon man, this is totally fvcked up.

For one, I'm Colorado Rockies 1976!

For another, I pretty much ALWAYS take the time to round my numbers up and down (on rare occasions that I don't, I sure as hell won't go to 9 numbers deep beyond the decimal point).

And last, 20 goals in 26 games extrapolates to 63 goals per 82 GP, heh heh.  Pretty good random estimate on your part though.  

 

(and of course, none of the above is meant to be a serious retort 😉)

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1 hour ago, MB3 said:

with my first move as general manager, I name @SterioDesignassistant GM retroactive to 2008, as his ability to build teams using hindsight is unmatched. 

i name @mfitz804 social media director and then immediately fire @mfitz804as social media director when he gets us cancelled within 2 minutes. 

@Colorado Rockies 1973is named head of head of internal statistics and development. from now on the PA announcer will not say “Jack Hughes with his 24th goal of the season, assisted by Bratt and Hamilton.” he will be forced to say “Jack Hughes with his 20th goal in his previous 26 games, at a pace of 61.422993628 goals per 82 games played.” 

No job for me? I thought we were friends man 🤣

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11 minutes ago, MadDog2020 said:

No job for me? I thought we were friends man 🤣

i was going to keep adding jobs for the select few people on this forum who actually like me but i got called into a work meeting and had to hit send. :(

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2 minutes ago, MB3 said:

i was going to keep adding jobs for the select few people on this forum who actually like me but i got called into a work meeting and had to hit send. :(

I can be the guy that goes down to the locker room during blow-outs to tell them how worthless they are 🤣

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1 minute ago, MadDog2020 said:

I can be the guy that goes down to the locker room during blow-outs to tell them how worthless they are 🤣

you should wait wait to call a timeout until they are down by 2 digits, not premature like Ruff did.

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11 hours ago, MB3 said:

with my first move as general manager, I name @SterioDesignassistant GM retroactive to 2008, as his ability to build teams using hindsight is unmatched. 

i name @mfitz804 social media director and then immediately fire @mfitz804as social media director when he gets us cancelled within 2 minutes. 

@Colorado Rockies 1973is named head of head of internal statistics and development. from now on the PA announcer will not say “Jack Hughes with his 24th goal of the season, assisted by Bratt and Hamilton.” he will be forced to say “Jack Hughes with his 20th goal in his previous 26 games, at a pace of 61.422993628 goals per 82 games played.” 

I know this is all a joke, but you now made that whole "hindsight" joke a few times and i have no idea what you're referring to at all lol

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38 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

I know this is all a joke, but you now made that whole "hindsight" joke a few times and i have no idea what you're referring to at all lol

are you fvckin kidding me lol

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40 minutes ago, MB3 said:

are you fvckin kidding me lol

I legit have no idea as to what argument or wtv that I'm bringing up that is based in hindsight.

All i remember hindsight related was going the other way. It was me saying we didn't make a "mistake" drafting Nico over Makar or Petterson. In hindsight it was a bad move but not a mistake. Hell i even recently defended Lou that him trading for Scheider wasn't a "mistake". Bad move in hindsight but that's not on Lou.

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10 minutes ago, SterioDesign said:

So are you going to give me examples of me using hindsight or nah? 

I’ll do it. 

In hindsight, he wishes he didn’t bring this up. 

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14 hours ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said:

I gotta admit...if you hadn't thrown Blackwood in there (no way they would've gone that far), the thread title wouldn't have sounded THAT far-fetched.  

He should have went with Ty Smith instead of Blackwood.

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4 minutes ago, mfitz804 said:

I’ll do it. 

In hindsight, he wishes he didn’t bring this up. 

Well he did it a few times recently so i'm asking. If im legit doing this i'd love to know cause clearly im not realizing it

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17 minutes ago, NJD16W said:

He should have went with Ty Smith instead of Blackwood.

I was trying to make the people happy. I think more of you guys want Blackwood gone than Ty. 

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