jagknife Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: Honestly, I’m an absolute butcher when I type on my phone and it probably corrects about 75% of my errors. It would be hard to think I was the smartest person in the room if I had 75% more spelling errors in my NJDevs posts. We cant figure out if a buddy of mine would be better off without autocorrect on or not. Dude is 100% sober most texts and legitimately cannot type a legible sentence out. His brain and mouth work faster than his hands can type, I'm convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 hours ago, mfitz804 said: Yeah definitely was that autogrammarerror feature they built into the last iOS update. one of my friends said “it doesn’t know the difference between you’re and your” and I told him “your out of you’re mind.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 3 hours ago, SterioDesign said: 100% Edit: 200% Edit: Online grammar correction from someone whom English is not their first language and used crusty Doritos fingers to do the correction. 300% this has me laughing out loud hahaha. also makes me realize what a loser i can be. it’s my 6 year wedding anniversary today. I’m at a wonderful michelin star restaurant with my wife, laughing about what a chaotic 3 years it’s been for my family, and we brought up you and what a horrible month you’ve had and how much we hope you’ve gotten out of it, or are starting to get out of it okay. im drunk and over sharing at this point but my wife’s brother nearly died in a car accident 3 years ago next wednesday. the day he got into an accident she was diagnosed with cancer, and we spent a whole year wondering if we were just doomed. in a few weeks we’ll have christmas dinner with her and her brother, both healthy and wonderful. i lean on this forum too much for personal reasons, some nights it feels like you’re all my only friends. especially when it comes to devils talk. im just drunk and happy. but i am sorry for what a sh!t i’ve been to some of you. maybe most of you. but i wouldn’t replace this forum for anything, you’ve gotten me through a lot more than you even realize. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevils1214 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 hours ago, mfitz804 said: Honestly, I’m an absolute butcher when I type on my phone and it probably corrects about 75% of my errors. It would be hard to think I was the smartest person in the room if I had 75% more spelling errors in my NJDevs posts. I use Swiftkey keyboard app on my phone and it wasn't until I used an app that wouldn't use it's autocorrect/autofinish of the words that I realized I only ever type 1/3 of any given word and my typing accuracy really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 @Colorado Rockies 1976this one is for you, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Just now, Nicomo said: @Colorado Rockies 1976this one is for you, buddy. Now tell me what that means /82 games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterioDesign Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, MB3 said: this has me laughing out loud hahaha. also makes me realize what a loser i can be. it’s my 6 year wedding anniversary today. I’m at a wonderful michelin star restaurant with my wife, laughing about what a chaotic 3 years it’s been for my family, and we brought up you and what a horrible month you’ve had and how much we hope you’ve gotten out of it, or are starting to get out of it okay. im drunk and over sharing at this point but my wife’s brother nearly died in a car accident 3 years ago next wednesday. the day he got into an accident she was diagnosed with cancer, and we spent a whole year wondering if we were just doomed. in a few weeks we’ll have christmas dinner with her and her brother, both healthy and wonderful. i lean on this forum too much for personal reasons, some nights it feels like you’re all my only friends. especially when it comes to devils talk. im just drunk and happy. but i am sorry for what a sh!t i’ve been to some of you. maybe most of you. but i wouldn’t replace this forum for anything, you’ve gotten me through a lot more than you even realize. Well there's days where it's getting better cause i'm keeping busy or wtv but soon enough something will make me remember that this wasn't a dream and that it really happened. Like a slap in the face every time and all the images of the things ive seen and went through comes back. I live 3 hours away from my sister / parents so i have the luxury of having that... separation while i just... do my thing here. But they don't have that luxury and has to face that reality 24/7. He was a huge part of their every day life so i feel terrible for them. And Christmas this year certainly will be a tough one for the family so. My sister pinned his hockey jersey and his referee jersey to his wall in his bedroom. Along his hockey pictures, trophies and all. I'm a perfectionist so i couldn't let that be so i bought 2 big jersey shadow boxes so that his jerseys can be displayed with class. That will be my Christmas gift to him this year. My sister and my goddaughter will be in town this weekend though, she has a highschool hockey tournament in town so that's cool. I love being able to watch her play as much as possible. Since we're oversharing. Here's a video from a few years ago when i absolutely destroyed him at NHL lol I'm gonna miss that laugh. 316804801_470120931927442_7809917145803725319_n.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 14 hours ago, Nicomo said: @Colorado Rockies 1976this one is for you, buddy. Heh heh yeah I pointed out that Minus Man is actually on the plus side of things for a change, in a previous post. Guess now that makes him the Plus Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, MB3 said: this has me laughing out loud hahaha. also makes me realize what a loser i can be. it’s my 6 year wedding anniversary today. I’m at a wonderful michelin star restaurant with my wife, laughing about what a chaotic 3 years it’s been for my family, and we brought up you and what a horrible month you’ve had and how much we hope you’ve gotten out of it, or are starting to get out of it okay. im drunk and over sharing at this point but my wife’s brother nearly died in a car accident 3 years ago next wednesday. the day he got into an accident she was diagnosed with cancer, and we spent a whole year wondering if we were just doomed. in a few weeks we’ll have christmas dinner with her and her brother, both healthy and wonderful. i lean on this forum too much for personal reasons, some nights it feels like you’re all my only friends. especially when it comes to devils talk. im just drunk and happy. but i am sorry for what a sh!t i’ve been to some of you. maybe most of you. but i wouldn’t replace this forum for anything, you’ve gotten me through a lot more than you even realize. Yeah hear you on this one. Last May I was looking forward to the warming weather and all of the fun things that come with that…and then I get into a serious car accident…amazingly both the car and me were able to be repaired (the car was a lot more damaged than I was), but that was nothing compared to finding out that my wife not only had breast cancer, but the REALLY bad kind (triple negative) that could only be treated through surgery, chemotherapy and then radiation. Was a weird summer, to say the least. But yeah funny how a little message board (and this hockey team that we’re all obsessed with) can help to keep you going. I know it’s done that for me. And many others on here I have a feeling. Edited December 6, 2022 by Colorado Rockies 1976 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 this is amazing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, jagknife said: this is amazing. I mean it’s no Cinco Domingo but I guess it’s good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagknife Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: I mean it’s no Cinco Domingo but I guess it’s good. I don’t think an empty net filled with pucks would make for a cool neon drawing. Lots of black and sadness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, jagknife said: I don’t think an empty net filled with pucks would make for a cool neon drawing. Lots of black and sadness. Strongly disagree. well, not so strongly. Probably not at all. Lol. But it was still fun. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Gross. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 congrats rango on the sex!!!! i hope to accomplish a similar feat one day if my wife’s boyfriend tells me it’s ok!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 1 hour ago, MB3 said: congrats rango on the sex!!!! i hope to accomplish a similar feat one day if my wife’s boyfriend tells me it’s ok!!! I already told you it's "okay" but you still have yet to meet my conditions, such as tattooing a purple bar on your ass. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 7 hours ago, RunninWithTheDevil said: I already told you it's "okay" but you still have yet to meet my conditions, such as tattooing a purple bar on your ass. it’s always the people closest to you that hurt you this much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 9 hours ago, MB3 said: congrats rango on the sex!!!! i hope to accomplish a similar feat one day if my wife’s boyfriend tells me it’s ok!!! Now now, you have a child now so there is evidence it probably happened at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Just now, mfitz804 said: Now now, you have a child now so there is evidence it probably happened at least once. crazy coincidence too, since the baby has blue eyes but neither my wife nor I do. RWTD does, but again, just a crazy coincidence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Haven’t read it yet (not sure if I even will), but what an absolute trash headline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 paul kariya’s 4 previous concussions before the stevens hit and 2 concussions after the stevens hit didn’t cause brain damage!!!! only scott stevens hit did!!!!!!!!!!! eric lindros wasn’t an elbow throwing piece of trash with his own concussion history!!!!!!!!!! scott stevens just ended his career because he hates brains!!!!!!!!!!!!! wake up sheep!!!! scott stevens knew the game would change in 25 years and threw those checks to intentionally anger hipster bitches who write garbage articles behind a paywall!!!!! let’s continue to celebrate bobby clarke!!!! let’s honor Eddie Shore who once cross checked someone from behind so violently in the back of the head that he fractured his skull and caused convulsions on the ice ending a career!!! let’s build statues of Gordie Howe who chased a referee with his stick beating him senseless after elbowing an already knocked-out-cold player on the ice!!!!!! but scott stevens was a MEANIE to poor innocent never-injured Paul Kariya and we need to tarnish his reputation!!!!!!!!!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, MB3 said: paul kariya’s 4 previous concussions before the stevens hit and 2 concussions after the stevens hit didn’t cause brain damage!!!! only scott stevens hit did!!!!!!!!!!! eric lindros wasn’t an elbow throwing piece of trash with his own concussion history!!!!!!!!!! scott stevens just ended his career because he hates brains!!!!!!!!!!!!! wake up sheep!!!! scott stevens knew the game would change in 25 years and threw those checks to intentionally anger hipster bitches who write garbage articles behind a paywall!!!!! let’s continue to celebrate bobby clarke!!!! let’s honor Eddie Shore who once cross checked someone from behind so violently in the back of the head that he fractured his skull and caused convulsions on the ice ending a career!!! let’s build statues of Gordie Howe who chased a referee with his stick beating him senseless after elbowing an already knocked-out-cold player on the ice!!!!!! but scott stevens was a MEANIE to poor innocent never-injured Paul Kariya and we need to tarnish his reputation!!!!!!!!!! At the very least, the writer should feel free to include the other wrecking balls who were doling out big hits in a similar fashion. Scott Stevens was hardly the only one back then (but maybe was the best-known). fvck that author. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 Pretty much. And speaking of Toronto, so this happened last night… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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