mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, MB3 said: mfitz out here pretending to not know her name in case his wife finds his njdevs account. it’s all good brotha. we got you. she does look like a mackenzie. I honestly have no idea who that is. I haven't paid attention to a porn star's name since I was a teenager. It's why my references are like "Nico Hischier takes more shafts to the face than Jenna Jameson". Edited November 9, 2022 by mfitz804 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevils1214 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, devlman said: Also keep in mind Nico’s linemates have been Zetterlund and Tatar. Before then it was Zacha most of the time. Give this man a skilled winger and look out. I'm looking for an Ondrej Palat.... Is there an Ondrej Palat here? Come on guys, is one of you Ondrej Palat!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, mfitz804 said: I honestly have no idea who that is. I haven't paid attention to a porn star's name since I was a teenager. I remember some website where you entered some info about yourself, and it would spit out your porn name. So somewhere in an alternate universe, I'm well renowned porn star Aaron Pounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Dan 56 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 40 minutes ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: This caption editing reminds me of all of those bad voice edits on TNT and TBS movies (often in a voice that barely matched, if at all)...like when John Bender (Breakfast Club) asked Andrew "Level with me Sporto...are you going to show her some wild, hot affection?" I would've rather they just bleeped them out or even just silenced them altogether. Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 39 minutes ago, devlman said: I have to say how reassuring and calming it is to see the new assistants during timeouts. Before, seeing Nass and Recchi drawing up plays would be call for high-level anxiety. Yeah my first thought was always “OK, whatever they just said, do the opposite.” Even if I think a bucket of jizz has more to offer than nASS, I gotta be fair…these Devils have full-strength Hamilton, as well as Marino and no PK and no Ty. And Seves is no longer has to pull Top-4 duty. It’s a better group overall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) 44 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: I honestly have no idea who that is. I haven't paid attention to a porn star's name since I was a teenager. It's why my references are like "Nico Hischier takes more shafts to the face than Jenna Jameson". Porn star?!?!?!?!?!?!?! My dude that's renowned physicist Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell! She's an astrophysicist from Northern Ireland who, as a postgraduate student, discovered the first radio pulsars. Put some respect on her name, Jesus Christ. Edited November 9, 2022 by MB3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: I remember some website where you entered some info about yourself, and it would spit out your porn name. So somewhere in an alternate universe, I'm well renowned porn star Aaron Pounder. I just chose "Beef Swellington" as mine, no website required. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 37 minutes ago, MB3 said: Porn star?!?!?!?!?!?!?! My dude that's renowned physicist Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell! She's an astrophysicist from Northern Ireland who, as a postgraduate student, discovered the first radio pulsars. Put some respect on her name, Jesus Christ. @MB3's dream girl's actual photo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: I just chose "Beef Swellington" as mine, no website required. OK, I was just on a call with a customer, saw this, and had to say (in Brady Bunch Movie style), "Excuse me, I'll be right back, something suddenly came up", put him on hold, and immediately started cracking up (almost lost it right as I was still talking to him). So thank you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: OK, I was just on a call with a customer, saw this, and had to say (in Brady Bunch Movie style), "Excuse me, I'll be right back, something suddenly came up", put him on hold, and immediately started cracking up (almost lost it right as I was still talking to him). So thank you for that. Then my job is done for the day lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: @MB3's dream girl's actual photo: damn she fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, MB3 said: damn she fine I think we can all agree on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicomo Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Pretty sure that’s one of the feminist ladies from Borat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Nicomo said: Pretty sure that’s one of the feminist ladies from Borat. Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell doesn’t look like she would think that is funny. She doesn’t look like she would find anything funny other than @MB3’s tiny needle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, mfitz804 said: Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell doesn’t look like she would think that is funny. She doesn’t look like she would find anything funny other than @MB3’s tiny needle. my wife says it’s perfectly adequate i’ll have you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, MB3 said: my wife says it’s perfectly adequate i’ll have you know Don’t worry, SJBB is a physicist so she knows that no matter the size, the motion of the ocean is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterioDesign Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 15 hours ago, MB3 said: Mentioned it in passing but Tomas Tatar deserves his own post from me. The guy has played a really solid stretch of hockey, and it's noticeably coming from more effort in the defensive goal. I don't think he really has any "vanity" points where he just happened to touch the puck -- he's been making stuff happen and it's great to see. Credit @SterioDesignfor sticking with him when the rest of the forum was pretty close to stabbing him with an xacto blade. Speaking of SD, where've ya been you weirdo? I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay Sh!t man so sorry to hear that. Truly. Hope you can get through it, however long it takes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay 1 minute ago, Colorado Rockies 1976 said: Sh!t man so sorry to hear that. Truly. Hope you can get through it, however long it takes. Same, obviously. Anything I can do, you know where to find me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB3 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 50 minutes ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay we're all here for you if you need us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay I’m sorry bud. Hope all is well. We all have your back. Please hit me up if there is anything I can do. Edited November 9, 2022 by MadDog2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Dan 56 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay Really sorry to hear this man. I hope you’re ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, SterioDesign said: I just went through something extremely traumatic that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Honestly the unthinkable. So i'm really not okay love you bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 18 hours ago, mfitz804 said: I honestly have no idea who that is. I haven't paid attention to a porn star's name since I was a teenager. It's why my references are like "Nico Hischier takes more shafts to the face than Jenna Jameson". Think that’s Riley Reid. Everyone has that one pal who has some odd thing for some stripper or porn star…my friend Mike has had a thing for her for years (he’s on the shorter side and so is she, so I think that’s a factor). I have to remind him that I’m pretty sure a soon-to-be-53 year old civilian probably isn’t her cup of tea, but who am I to puncture dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfitz804 Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Did I ever tell the story of the time I signed a contract with Vivid Video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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