Devils731 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamode Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 But was he able to spell out his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langsgirl Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 pure brilliance.. i would have done the same unfortunately i would have been smelly afterwards as our aim option is not available... just like i wont be able to help anyone if they step on a jellyfish.. unless they can bring thestung part up to the right spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyFan42 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 pure brilliance.. i would have done the same unfortunately i would have been smelly afterwards as our aim option is not available... You've not learned how to pee standing up yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Just remember to wipe your labia if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'7' Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 people actually believe this drunkards story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Grendel Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Oh man, some funny news over at that site. I can't stop laughing at this one, especialy the 3rd paragraph http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_12020...irkies.badtaste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteyNice Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I believe "Hooray Beer!" is the only proper response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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