NewarkDevil5 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 My friend sent me this link asking me if I recognized the player cuz she doesn't follow hockey: http://www.match.com/venus/showprofile.asp...244454748494C4B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieda Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 i think ill write to him id like kids too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewarkDevil5 Posted December 2, 2002 Author Share Posted December 2, 2002 Chances are it'll be long distance marriage most of the year since he aint gonna be living in West Orange much longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieda Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 well i live in canada so it really would be long distance no matter what haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moustic Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 "I can cook, clean and bring home the money" Mouahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieda Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 sounds like my freakin grandmother hmm, maybe he should mention his other half...he could scare the girls away, the girls, possibly men should be warned of frost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek21 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 LOL... I wonder what MaddDog will think of this one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddDog Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Is this a JOKE??? I'm ready to friggin' !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devs25 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 LOL, I think it's real. But, I am pretty gullible. I guess if I was from another country and none of my "co-workers" probably didn't want to hang out with me, I might go the internet dating route instead of going to bars. What's up with his headshot though? The backround looks like the one I had in grammar school. Poor messed up guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#10 Duguay Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 This is quite honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! I really really hope it's real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGoDevils Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 All I can say after reading that is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanity_gallops Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 ...BAH Hahahahahahahaha! Honestly, I didn't think Danton could do much else to surprise me - WOW was I wrong! MD, is right! So... who's up for sending him some faulty responses? "Dear Mike, I think you play a great game of hockey. I've been your biggest fan since your days in the OHL. I can't wait to come see you play another game live. Just one question -- do you like Kool Aid?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Hahahahaaaaaaa! This can't be serious! I think it's a prankster... hey! remember how they said Jimbo is the prankster? You don't think that.... nahhhh I mean he DID steal Arnies socks and then hid em! Why not embarass the rookie on match.com? haha This is funny. I want to email him just to see if he'd actually respond. I dare someone to email him and tell him he's a great catch, then at the end be like "I'm 5'8" 250 pounds hunk of man. Can you cook me somethin, suga?" or something... that's just mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Leeds Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'7' Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I bet Lou put this up!!!!! it sounds too serious for it too be a prank though, who knows. What a riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevs4978 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Unbelievable, if true (assuming this ISN'T some silly Jimbo prank ). I honestly don't know whether to laugh, gag or say nothing though my gut reaction was "sheesh, what comic relief". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Lou? Jimbo? Nah, I bet it was Berglund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 That's just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG. Who would go out with him anyways? I'm sure Frost would have to come along on the date...probably to brainwash the girl as well...AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarDew Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Hmmm....says profile cannot be seen and that either it is hidden or user name changed...wahhhh...I can't get a laff...what did it say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge18 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Well being as many forums that have seen that little add, i bet the site was flooded with traffic and was forced to take it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarDew Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Could be 18 but what did it say...I could use a laff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevsRock Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Yeah, someone tell those of us that got to the link too late what it said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Probably the best line was "I can cook, clean, and bring home the money". He wanted someone who lived within 50 miles of West Orange, a non-smoker aged 18-30 (I believe), that speaks any language/any hair color/any nationality/any religion. Uhhm, it said he doesn't like many animals, he's a social drinker, he has a good sense of humor, he's honest/caring/trust worthy...uhh....damnit I can't remember anymore...Uhh...he wanted someone who could make him laugh (sarcasitc sense of humor)....uhh...I forget now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge18 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Jeez rd sounds like you payed pretty good attention to that add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Doesn't like animals? What a jerk! It must have been fake...how creepy if it wasn't though...Hey -- maybe Frost was looking for a beard for his little man!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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