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Jeff Freisen you say? Well, I think its' a shame he wsa traded because he's good for this new NHL and I think he'd being doing better with the Devils. I was kind of surprised to see how little he'd done over there. I miss watching him play and I was thinking about going to the game on Thursday.

Washington is like Pittsburgh, they have it all...but what do they do with it?

Well I welcome you anyway.. but you might want to rethink those Freeze feelings...

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Well I welcome you anyway.. but you might want to rethink those Freeze feelings...

lol i didn't say i liked him, strekey players are kinda cool to watch it's like is he gonna score or break his ankel? lol i kinda expect that from freeze

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lol i didn't say i liked him, strekey players are kinda cool to watch it's like is he gonna score or break his ankel? lol i kinda expect that from freeze

LMAO!! :hail::hail:

Welcome!!

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LMAO!! :hail::hail:

Welcome!!

hahaha you're sig quote about ovechkin reminds me of my conversation with tom poti! i walked up to him and said "why did you change your number?" he says "i did" i said "ok...why?" he said "i dunno i just always like 16"

after that i just kind of walked away thinking...ohhhh! that's why...

thanks for the welcome btw :D

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:rolleyes::puke::rolleyes:

But welcome anyway :D

oh yea lol sorry i should explain that one, see i have a boring desk job that i hate (it's a bit of alet down after being a tattoo artist in a busy shop lol) so RD and I made a game of finding as many shirtless hockey players as we could...found a pretty good one of Elias :D

if anyone is curious lol

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...1DD1E7F58627617

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...1DD1E7F58627617

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oh yea lol sorry i should explain that one, see i have a boring desk job that i hate (it's a bit of alet down after being a tattoo artist in a busy shop lol) so RD and I made a game of finding as many shirtless hockey players as we could...found a pretty good one of Elias :D

if anyone is curious lol

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...1DD1E7F58627617

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...1DD1E7F58627617

I'm gay now thanks alot! :angry:

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Well Elias was kind of hot! :uni:

lol yea i know i found that one and i actually kinda drolled a little sorry babe :unsure: lol

don't get me wrong i'm not a puck bunny, i just know how to apraciate a sport from all aspects :uni: <---hahah it lokos like bobby holik!

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yes it is, my friends started calling me that when i was the assistant coach of my boyfrinds (jbech) hockey team (trust me i was toughest on him lol)

i was coaching cause i couldn't afford to pay...$300 to play on a filthy rink

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yes it is, my friends started calling me that when i was the assistant coach of my boyfrinds (jbech) hockey team (trust me i was toughest on him lol)

i was coaching cause i couldn't afford to pay...$300 to play on a filthy rink

Yup girls are toughest on the ones they like. My Fianc

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I know :evilcry:

lol ok i'm gonna post this joke for you i didn't write it but it's funny

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight again....

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Haha I think I actually saw this joke posted here somewhere several months back, or something very similar to it.

This must be the longest introduction thread in NJDevs.com history...or one of them anyway :lol:

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