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Chimaira & Daniel ... you just make this already insanely awesome Topic bumping turn into the best place to be on internet this week... 

Just sayin' 


thanks for both of you... and obviously to Koorosh.

I needed that huge amount of laugh all of you gave me ; ) 

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man that guy was super slick and smooth. I can only imagine what he could come up with at the bar to pick up chicks


"Hey baby...I can make you feel like I've never had sex before!"

"What's your sign honey...it is yield?"

"I would love to pick you up but you're kinda heavy...huh huh...get it?"

"I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!"

"You must be sitting on the F5 key...because that ass is refreshing!"

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The strange thing is:  I could've sworn I saw him interviewed and he said that once that happened, he know that he had 3 minutes to live.  That he gathered up some ice from the crease and pushed hard on his juggler with the ice as he skated to the locker.  Where he was tended to.  I don't know.  Did anyone else hear that?  I'm sure of hearing it.

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