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So, Apparently, Sean Avery Doesn't Love Hookers


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http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2008...avery-ring.html

Avery laughed off the initial report when confronted earlier in the weekend.

"I do know that if I was to venture into one of these establishments, I wouldn't use my real name," he told reporters. "I think that would be stating the obvious."

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I'm reminded of Denis Leary doing a bit on Marv Albert and his, ummm, lady troubles:

"And you know what the fake name he used was? Steve Albert! His brother! Geez, Herb Alpert would've been better! 'Hello, I'm Herb Alpert, this is my brass section, the Tijiuana guys. This is Lawrence Taylor, just give him the ball, he'll be happy...'"

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Whenever I don't want to use my real name, I just tell the person that my name is Sean Avery.

Which may explain this whole hooker screw-up here...

Crap.

I've said too much now, haven't I?

Sooooooo...show of hands here...who likes puppies?

*whistling nonchalantly*

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Whenever I don't want to use my real name, I just tell the person that my name is Sean Avery.

Which may explain this whole hooker screw-up here...

Crap.

I've said too much now, haven't I?

Sooooooo...show of hands here...who likes puppies?

*whistling nonchalantly*

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