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So, Apparently, Sean Avery Doesn't Love Hookers

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http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2008...avery-ring.html

Avery laughed off the initial report when confronted earlier in the weekend.

"I do know that if I was to venture into one of these establishments, I wouldn't use my real name," he told reporters. "I think that would be stating the obvious."

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He did use a false name, Shawn Avery.

I have no idea how he didn't get away with it.

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What good is using a false name when you're seen on TV?

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Think there's any chance he'd have been cool enough to give his name as Shawn Everready? Nahh... the man has ZERO sense of humor.

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Ron Mexico??

And slow down Shawn... you're an NHL Star... look at the ratings... you're only a household name when you owe the whore money :P

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An attorney denies it and suddenly it didn't happen? Sure, sure. Avery's actions off the ice award him as much respect as his actions on the ice.

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I'm reminded of Denis Leary doing a bit on Marv Albert and his, ummm, lady troubles:

"And you know what the fake name he used was? Steve Albert! His brother! Geez, Herb Alpert would've been better! 'Hello, I'm Herb Alpert, this is my brass section, the Tijiuana guys. This is Lawrence Taylor, just give him the ball, he'll be happy...'"

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Ya, I don't get guys that use their family or friends names as the fake names. Everyone should use the generic name and latian country model for fake names. I will be Stan Ecuador.

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Ya, I don't get guys that use their family or friends names as the fake names. Everyone should use the generic name and latian country model for fake names. I will be Stan Ecuador.

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"Mike Honcho" should be your answer any time anyone asks for your name and you don't want to use your real name.

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Whenever I don't want to use my real name, I just tell the person that my name is Sean Avery.

Which may explain this whole hooker screw-up here...

Crap.

I've said too much now, haven't I?

Sooooooo...show of hands here...who likes puppies?

*whistling nonchalantly*

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Whenever I don't want to use my real name, I just tell the person that my name is Sean Avery.

Which may explain this whole hooker screw-up here...

Crap.

I've said too much now, haven't I?

Sooooooo...show of hands here...who likes puppies?

*whistling nonchalantly*

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Whenever I don't want to use my real name, I just tell the person that my name is Sean Avery.

Which may explain this whole hooker screw-up here...

Crap.

I've said too much now, haven't I?

Sooooooo...show of hands here...who likes puppies?

*whistling nonchalantly*

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