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I thought the results were inconclusive at this stage, i thought they couldn't decide whether to blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the good times or blame it on the Boogie?

Or the perscription drugs.

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(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)

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(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)

I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol

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(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)

haha

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I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol

there's a worse one (even I winced at this one)

What's your favorite MJ video??

Mine is the one of them carrying out the body

:blink::unsure:

:whistling:

:noclue:

(like I said.. it's HARSH)

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McDonalds is making a sandwich after Michael Jackson called the McJackson. 50 year old meat in 6 year old buns

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So Farrah Fawcett dies and next thing she knows she is at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets her saying, "Farrah, you have lived a good life. I will grant you one wish." Farrah, being the kind soul she is says, "I want peace for all the children of the world." Michael Jackson dies.

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