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Don't worry about my lawn.

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I took one ukulele lesson while in Hawaii eleven years ago, any room for me in the band?

yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once.

i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band?

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yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once.

i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band?

I can give you vuvuzela lesson!

Not plural because you only need one!

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Oh god, is this going to become one of those threads in which we do nothing but quote Holy Grail? :lol:

In that case...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

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Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

:rofl:

Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

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Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

As long as no one is waving their private parts at anyone's aunties, I have confidence that this deal isn't dead.

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Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

:rofl: Amazing, sir. My turn.

Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

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Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

That's simply hilarious. Keep these things coming!

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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

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:rofl: Amazing, sir. My turn.

Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

Awesome

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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

You're not implying that Kovy's next discussion with the KHL will be on wednesday as well are you? I certainly hope that's not the case

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