Don Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Both Kariya and Selanne are out injured. At the same time. Gosh darn-it, I guess they'll have to go to the doctor together, visit the trainer together, rehab together... Odd that Teemu came down with a "sore knee" just as Paul goes out with a wrist injury... just plain odd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSkirt Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Bedroom fall? They say most accidents occur in the home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 They gotta take it easy with the rough sex...maybe it's the thinner air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 The terrible secret behind Paul Kariya and Teemu Selanne's injuries... Selanne: "No, I love *you* more." Kariya: "No, I love *YOUUU* more." LaCroix "QUIET! THE BOTH-A YA'S!" *WHACK* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 You think they do the phone thing...you hang up first...no YOU hang up first...ok at the same time...1...2...3...aww you didn't hang up...neither did you!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msweet Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Maybe they swicthed positions too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Maybe they swicthed positions too quickly. Center and Right Wing? What? I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilMinder Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 You know we are all going to hell (or bad kharma for the atheists) for these jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarDew Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hell...no problem...we are Devil fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 the dangers of dog style... nevermind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Everybody knows Paul hurt his wrist waxing Teemu's car and Teemu hurt his knee walking all over Paul. Those two crazy kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieuwy25 Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I really wonder if the two of them have any clue about their reputations among fans? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanity_gallops Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 You know we are all going to hell (or bad kharma for the atheists) for these jokes. No, it's cool DM -- we're already in Hell, making these comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 You know, I was going to post something about this last night after I checked Yahoo!'s lineups and it stated that Selanne had been out with a WRIST injury...I almost died laughing! Man, they really need to quit it with the rough stuff in the bedroom (or shower, maybe? ) How funny would it be if both players missed the most games they've ever missed in their careers due to injuries? Well, not laughing at the fact that they're injured, but...well...you know Buttbuddies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdevils_info Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Dear lord..... Ya know, I thought stuff in here at to remain G rated... to some extent obviously! There could be kiddies roaming these boards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Those kiddies most likely don't have virgin minds...if it wasn't us saying it, it would be them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceThief Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I can hear and see it now, "Damn it, Paul!!! I told you to roll over!!! Not bend over!!!" "Same to you, darling!!!" ::Staring innocently at the ceiling with a devilish gleam in his eyes as he chuckles demonically:: IceThief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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