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Man all those celebrities are doing an excellent job acting as black seats in the lower bowl. I can hardly tell they showed up!

Necas didn’t appreciate this post, gets the ENG from 180 feet

Aaaaand the idiots take an unforced penalty. For fvcks sake you have all the momentum, why give them any pulse?!

HOLY sh!t THEY GOT ANOTHER!

KUZY!!! THE BIRDMAN IS FLYING! Ferraro is at a loss for words in disbelief his pride and joy have fallen behind

Rod should give Teravainen the Ruff-to-Holtz treatment. He’s been fvcking terrible tonight

HOLY sh!t JORDAN STALL IS ACTUALLY STILL A HOCKEY PLAYER! and Ray Ferraro is rapidly becoming Pierre McGuire 2.0 with his awful takes. Jesus Christ, gimme Sal…

At some point, in-patient help should be mandated…

Live look at Necas and Teravainen:

Aaaaand Aho flubs a one timer that Captain Elbow scores off of. Anderson whiffed it badly

McBoring and Ferraro absolutely beside themselves that Carolina just got away with a too many men. Canes to the PP, let’s go jerks, get one

Outstanding sell job by Fox to draw a “roughing” call on orlov. convenient Carolina parade to the box to keep the blue sh!ts in it momentum wise

The hockey gods are smiting an original six team for once. I’m all for it. but if it happened to us I’d be murderous

A few 32 thoughts ago, there was something about Francis and Rod not actually being close or even friends, and essentially them ruling it out. Something about the fact Francis wouldn’t give rod the control he’d want, or something. my memory is very hazy on it since I listened at work when I was ready to murder a co-worker who abandoned me and another during a dick-kick of a week

They changed that first goal to Lindholm, sadly. Boeser woulda had two tricks in two rounds if it stood. Oilers look mortal, who woulda thought it