David Puddy

Hate to be the one to tell you, but all these shows are scripted and staged as professional wrestling.

YET ANOTHER ODD MAN RUSH Still, if Cory's not in for the beginning of the third, I don't know what is going on in DeBoer's head.

Agree with the 2nd part, but did you see the replay on #5?

This is ridiculous. Not one goal was a bad goal on Marty. 2 redirections, 2 odd man rushes, 1 off a "rebound" that got blocked in front. This is all on the defense. Too many odd man rushes and defensive breakdowns.

Marty at .750, Lundqvist at .800. 12 shots for the Devils. Need to get more pucks on the net.

Another redirection.

Yet another odd man rush.

Let's see how many odd man rushes we can give them. What is this, pickup hockey?

Come on. Terrible terrible D.

And there's the Marty special. Edit: I take it back. Looks like it redirected.

Rangers are dominating puck possession right now.

DAMN I was yelling at Clowe (through the TV) for not skating that puck out, too.

Looks like the officials have really stepped it up for this game...

Huge win here. Unfortunately, every game counts now.

LDG! Need 2 points here, preferably in regulation. With this season's luck, the NYR-PHI game will go into OT. (LG Sabres & Ducks while we're at it)

Wow, damn. Can't believe that worked.

If we miss the playoffs, this loss is the one to look back on.

Dumb poke check.

What a weak call on Jagr.

Dumb pass by Gelinas, great goal by Greene.

Hah, this sounds very close to my neighborhood, but there's not much to romanticize about my neighborhood. It used to be known for antiques, but the only antique shops that remain are dust buckets. There's a used car lot and a barbershop or hair salon on almost every block. The latest trend is discount cell phone (pay all your bills here!) stores. Plus, tons of empty storefronts. I don't think you can make an argument for my neighborhood having any kind of character. We had a yoga studio in my building that failed within a year (it's now a hair braiding salon). There was a graphic design/t-shirt shop that opened, but is now a cell phone store. The quirky hipster art gallery space (which opened in an antique/architectural salvage place that moved out of the neighborhood) is still going, but the vintage clothing shop and artisanal chili store next to it didn't last long. (Now they're opening an artisanal breakfast shop in the chili place... but it's being opened by a chef with 2 successful restaurants, so it might have a chance. I'm still not paying $8 for red velvet pancakes or whatever they come up with.) Oh, and a micro-brewpub, which I am actually excited about. And we do have some architects and graphic designers moving into the neighborhood. In my neighborhood's case, when there are so many buildings and storefronts sitting empty, you can't complain about any tenant moving in, be it the next MetroPCS dealer or another yoga studio. I just wish there was some middle ground between blight and pretentiousness.

How the fvck is that not interference?

We're back to the old Devils, 13 shots in this period... no goals.

This is ridiculous.

Unreal.