exit_16w Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Anyone hear any good Micheal Jackson jokes today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 This is the only one I remember off the top of my head: What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with. The other is for carrying food in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit_16w Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Jay Leno had a bunch last night...like what does micheal jackson call a 12 year old boy who eats at McDonalds? A happy meal. And the other one I remember was, "The CSI was trying to find some unusual evidence at neverland but they couldn't find a woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Here's a couple... Q: Why did MJ have to quit his job as a scout leader? A: He was up to a pack a day! Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue! Little Boy Blue Who? Why Michael Jackson, of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamode Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard! He'll probably enjoy that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit_16w Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard! He'll probably enjoy that! Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard! He'll probably enjoy that! Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail. WOWZERS! Jack-O is f'n Wack-O! He deserves to be melted down and turned into tupperware! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJayDevil Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Just heard this today: What does Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common? Both have kids pants half off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Anyone see MJs mugshot after they took off all his makeup? Mugshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Leeds Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Have you heard what college Wacko went to.........? Bring-em Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Stanley Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'm warning you now....... What's black and comes in little white cans? Michael Jackson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'm warning you now.......What's black and comes in little white cans? Michael Jackson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Heard that one, but it still needs a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Check out "Our Customers' Advice"...before they delete it! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...=music&n=301668 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Check out "Our Customers' Advice"...before they delete it!http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...=music&n=301668 That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit_16w Posted November 24, 2003 Author Share Posted November 24, 2003 How do you know its time for bed in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brylin18 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......? yes, but what does that have to do with jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Ahh yes, the photochoppers have been quite busy: http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/con...otoshop#entries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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