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They do not.

Bryce looks like one of these to me. Inflatable Tube Man

One would also have thought there was a better chance of Jimmy Hoffa scoring in three straight...

As per what I said in the News and Notes thread, I'll donate $10 if Zacha scores two points tonight.

I'll donate $10 if he scores 2 points in tonight's game.

Fvcking guy scores in 3 straight when my money was on the line though...

Crazy but true.

Sounds about right.

Everything, obviously. What a ridiculous question.

Are either/both of those guys likely to be over the threshold where it would cost us 4 first round picks? $10,418,302? My assumption is Matthews is. Not sure about Marner.

I'm going to say that this one coincides with the eye test. He's had bad moments but overall he hasn't been completely awful. Do you have any stats to show Cory hasn't sucked??

And maybe, just maybe, having the highest OU812UB4090210% is actually preferable to winning a Stanley Cup. I know what he was trying to do, he was trying to pop it over the top of the net. I just can't figure out why a professional hockey player would ever consider that a viable option.

That's his catch phrase when we do something ridiculously stupid or unfortunate. He says it multiple times per game.

I don't understand how we aren't in first place. Or, are we in first place and the standings just don't tell the full story?

Their actions literally cost us tonight’s game.