Pepperkorn Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 (edited) But Neids wouldnt' be a Hershey bar in that case -- he just looks like one You know the rum cups work for Neids for sure! I say the same ciy! I'm getting too complicated with these i think Edited April 5, 2004 by Pepperkorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 A Hershey in disguise, with a rum filling. All goey and melty when you bite into it. The rum is cold but warms you like liquid fire as it slowly burns all...the...way...down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 But it is how he makes me feel. Comfort with a little sinful indulgence. Plus, he doesn't give me the sloppy drunk feeling.OK, PK, do I ruin Scotty for you?!?!?! You make him sound gross. I'd LOVE that (If you made Stevens gross -- I'm thinking skinless chicken breast already though mind you!) But see have you every had poutine? it's good in it's grossness! and you're not sloppy drunk -- your barbeque drunk! You know how THAT is! Carpenter is fer SURE BBQ drunk -- i just haven't decided what he's serving. I think Steak from the grill... then maybe a little too much grilled food -- Like zuchini & yellow squash and eggplant and potatoes and EVERYTHING grilled... and you have to debate do you drink a nice reliable beer or do you want a nice red wine? You can get drunker with less chance of a headache with the beer but you may have mistakenly poured the wine so you might be stuck with staying relatively sober like it or not! But maybe .. just maybe some moron is throwing the vodka soaked watermellon on the grill too so you end up ploughed by accident but it's all pretty funny so it's ok -- you only do it once a summer right? well maybe twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohbear Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 To lie with him is to eat a vat of friech fries in cheese and gravy with fried onions and some meat for a little bit of a substantial feel to it. but then you've just GOT to have those crappy snack cakes. And of course you've got a happy buzz on the whole time otherwise how could you eat all that crap? This is the one I was referring to! I agree on Carpenter, though. Definitely a happy buzz there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dallasdevil15 Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Wow guys....oops girls....... I can't can't believe I missed almost all of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieda Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 lt me just say that nieds is SOOOOOOOO HOT HOT HOT and if i was older i would b following him around lol just kidding..or am i? and nieds would soooo be whipped cream...whipped cream is fuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 There DEF shoulda been Jamie and Mads choices. And a choice for all or something. Actually there seems to be a Devil to fit my every mood. I'm def. in a Mads mood today. I agree with PK, there's something totally irresistible and boyishly adorable about Raf. Uh, however, I voted another way.... Seriously I would choose pick all but one of those choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Hey it's the most wonderful time of the year... Playoff beards!!!!!! I love Raf's from last year... Madden's... how Freeze and Brunner need fertilizer to grow... how G looks like he got his mom's eyebrow pencil for his... And of course, the lord God Stevens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 6, 2004 Author Share Posted April 6, 2004 Nieds' playoff beard is MANLY. God how it grows! Steven's does his with a compass and a geometry set. anyone remember Randy Mckay's porn-star handlebar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohbear Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 I liked Marty's soul patch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 6, 2004 Author Share Posted April 6, 2004 Bless him. I admire a man who puts up with the itching for the good of others. Although if he can get it past the bristly stage, it shoudn't itch at all but provide a comfy cushion for his chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Nieds' playoff beard is MANLY. God how it grows!Steven's does his with a compass and a geometry set. anyone remember Randy Mckay's porn-star handlebar? The five o'clock shadow we see on Nieds at pre-game is how much has grown between the time he shaves in the locker room and gets on the ice for warmups. ;)That sucker grows fast! It did seem last year like he was taking pains to keep it tidy though. Of course we remember Randy's!!! I'll miss Dano's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 6, 2004 Author Share Posted April 6, 2004 The five o'clock shadow we see on Nieds at pre-game is how much has grown between the time he shaves in the locker room and gets on the ice for warmups That's a sign of high testosterone. Grrr. manly. I wonder if he shaves with one of those knife/brush combo thingies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummerpuck Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 ladies, this is quite possibly the funniest thread ever. i do my best to promote hockey, because i love it and played for 13 years, but periodically a hint of puckbunny can be seen. gomer just makes me melt - trust me my wall proves it, but to add to the fajitas there would definitely have to be corona with lime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 6, 2004 Author Share Posted April 6, 2004 We've been very proper, ladies. None of us has come flat out and said anything overtly...erm...overt, like...I wanna lick ice cream off his chest or something. The guys have great haircuts this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 (edited) Well I was still trying to figure out What Stevens is.. I keep thinking chicken breast and asparagus spears but you know -- I'm trying to think up that typical delicious low-fat dinner option they always have in fitness magazines. it's always the same. you know -- like breakfast can be the eggwhite omlette or cup of (non-instant!) oatmeal with a teaspoon of honey...or lowfat yogurt with 2 tablespoons of low fat granola. Lunch is always like a can of tuna packed in water mixed with a teaspoon of Nayonaise or mustard or some low-fat low-sugar stuff. Or tofu instead of tuna or hardboiled eggs but remove most of the yoke kind of thing... anyhow toss it on a whole wheat pita and add sprouts and any "veggie" you want. Well I don't want VEGGIES... I want vegetables dammit! Oh yeah you should always be eating like half a banana or a small orange or some peice of fresh fruit with everything too. It's all just so regimented and FAKE DELICIOUS! It's NOT! IT SUCKS!! Tightass! i LIKE being in the penalty box so UP YOURS! POLLYANNA! GAD ZOOKS I HATE THAT WHOLE MINDSET! But you know of course it appeals too ... but I hate it when I'm good... even if it makes life easier... OH OHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love dicipline I really do but then all of a sudden I like lose my mind and just want to do NOTHING! Or do things the crappy slipshod way ... it's like an illness even. You'd think I'd outgrown it by now... oh sigh and bother..... uhhh... i think i digressed... sorry... Edited April 6, 2004 by Pepperkorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 (edited) We've been very proper, ladies. None of us has come flat out and said anything overtly...erm...overt, like...I wanna lick ice cream off his chest or something.The guys have great haircuts this year. OMG! I was about to post something because I totally forgot this wasn't a girlies only kind of forum! Thank goodness I caught myself in time! It wasn't bad ... but guys are just so faint of heart! anyhow -- so I was thinking about Stevens with a fresh haircut and how he sways from skate to skate during the National Anthem -- I mean I know lots of guys do but it's so Stevens when he does it. I'm so annoyed at this whole stupid year in hockey. I dont care if he comes back I mean yeah it'll be great swell yippee blah de blah de blah... it's not even like he's off the pedestal... it's more like he's well -- I have NO IDEA what he's like ... see so now I have to go out there and find out. now I HAVE to find him and boink him silly just to know, you know? Before i could have sat idly back and basked in my fantasy but he's destroyed all that now with this concussion caper. Yes -- he's thrown a monkey wrench in the works and I've got to go in and see for myself what the heck is going on now! So -- he's gonna have to get used to the idea that he'll have to just suck it up and sneak up the back staircase for a bedroom frolic... or tiptoe out to the barn for a roll in the hay. Sooo - that's the way it is now. So HA! sorry guys I did it again! I'll try to control myself -- honest!! Edited April 6, 2004 by Pepperkorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dallasdevil15 Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 (edited) Oh yes!!! It is time for the men to grow out those beards.... I wonder how long Jamie's "beard" will get this year... You know I thought it was kinda cute when it finally started growing but then I look back and I'm like EWWWW You know who I voted for as my man, Jamie! hehe I can't help it! Though Marty is very very adorable! (edited to add the "" around the jamie's "beard" part) Edited April 6, 2004 by dallasdevil15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamode Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Well I was still trying to figure out What Stevens is.. I keep thinking chicken breast and asparagus spears This always happens when I am gone for a few days ....think I missed this whole thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohbear Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Oh..you haven't missed it. It's still rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 (edited) Yea Z participate! Arnott... what would he have been? I'm thinking crappy strip steak at Applebees/Fridays/Houlihans/Bennigans -- where everything is crap but masked with lots of salt and cheese and fatty side dishes so you don't quite notice.. especially since you're drinking the weird blue/green/red or purple party drinks with umbrellas and fruit slices and stuff in 'em! Edited April 6, 2004 by Pepperkorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ev0lemi Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 i hafta agree with everyone else who thinks this should have been categorized. gio and marty for the cute votes. i love how no matter how old marty is, he still looks and acts like a lil kid. i can totally see him constructing paper airplanes and covertly launching them across the ice at whitey or gomez when burnsy is talking at practice. gio gets the cute vote cuz he's wee and scrappy, a great combo! best looking overall is tougher, most of them have their moments where i could say they look pretty, and there are a few beyond redemption. so i will move my handsom vote to give gionta the other cute vote. and of course stevens with those steely blues, stoic persona, fierce intensity, passion for what he does and tough as nails attitude wins the top prize. gotta love a challenge. and for those who asked: i'm emily: i lurk b/c i am a workaholic and dont have a ton of free time, but i will chime in when i can! (esp on important issues like these ;>) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Way to go Emily!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciyenne Posted April 7, 2004 Author Share Posted April 7, 2004 (edited) It's all just so regimented and FAKE DELICIOUS! It's NOT! IT SUCKS!! Tightass! i LIKE being in the penalty box so UP YOURS! POLLYANNA! GAD ZOOKS I HATE THAT WHOLE MINDSET! But you know of course it appeals too ... but I hate it when I'm good... even if it makes life easier... OH I have reconciled myself to the fact that as one only has one life, there is no point dieting. I mean, imagine, when you're old and grey and full of sleep do you really want to regret all the things you haven't eaten? I mean, diet if you are overweight but even then, everything in moderation. EVERYTHING. or you can go on my diet: the theory has not been scientifically proven... when you eat a bad thing e.g. cake, you look at its size and mass and assign yourself a few positive points. Then you take a piece of fruit or vegetable of a similar size and mass and eat that. The negative points of the fruit and veg will cancel. And as long as you have 0 or a negative at the end of the day- you'll be fine. Arnott: one of those zinger tower burger thingies you get at KFC. (that would need a banana. an orange and a small tomato to negate) I was about to post something because I totally forgot this wasn't a girlies only kind of forum! Edited April 7, 2004 by ciyenne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieuwy25 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I can't believe how this thread has gone while I haven't checked in here the last couple of days! Don't you know Jamie just hates the whole playoff beard thing??? Poor guy - he must get teased so bad! Just stay clean shaven, Jamie . . . be a rebel! I heard some of the Stars (including Arnott) have gone with blond-streaked mohawks! That should be interesting! It's probably a good thing I missed the food part. Being on Atkins doesn't go with daydreaming about food . . . Now daydreaming about a certain hockey player goes just fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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