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Please Release Me

James Duthie

2/13/2005

http://www.tsn.ca/columnists/james_duthie.asp

This is a Dear John letter.

As in Leclair, Madden, Grahame, etc.

It's also a Dear Jon letter (Klemm), a Dear John Michael letter (Liles), and a Dear Joni letter (Pitkanen).

You get the idea.

The point is, I'm done with you guys. We're breaking up.

Oh, and don't think this is just an anti-player rant. I'm done with Bettman and his boys, too. I'm neutrally bitter.

You see I used to host hockey games. Now I host mind games.

Let's see. We started doing regular lockout panel chats in September. So

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He put ,more effort into his cliches then bettmen and Goodenow did into their negotiations....

I'll go watch a live shuffle board on ice match ( whatever that stupid olypic event is) before i go see a live hockey game if this season gets cancelled....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I believe the word you are looking for is Curling. But I think shuffleice works. ;)

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I especially liked the last two!

Hard Cap-What Bettman and Goodenow better wear in any public place where there may be hockey fans carrying projectiles.

Triggers-The part of the gun you'll use to shoot yourself if you have to sit through any more of this crap.

B )

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Oop... pulled a Stubbs.

Triumph: Boo. Get a sense of humour. Duthie is the class-clown of TSN. He's the one that "invented" the whole "Maggie the Monkey" thing. He tries to put an element of humour into the world of sports.

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