Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Just got my Patrik Elias game used practice jersey in the mail... I know I can fit at least two Devils in here with me, if they don't wear padding... three if one is G. I'm feeling pretty goofy right now, as one might expect. I gotta remember to take the jersey off before I go for the ciggie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 YOU SMOKE??????? THAT IS A GUILTY GUILTY PLEASURE... IT's not a pleasure even young lady!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 No, I don't smoke. Except occasionally when I'm drinking at a bar or something... and when hockey players curl my toes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohbear Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Tease! Get my hopes up for some real puckbunnyish pictures and then this? j/k Kind of. Nice jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Please, I leave to others to post his porn and his rippling ... things that are rippling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langsgirl Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Seriously, I thought I was gonna open this thread and see something HUGE!! And this is indeed huge, however not the huge thing i was expecting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils731 Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 So wait, Elias is huge? I never figured as such, I had him pegged as a guy who gives a lot of effort in other areas to make up for his lack of hugeness. -Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmCanadian27 Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 That's awesome!! I'd DIE if I could get something like that of Nieds... but I kinda need money first lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Rafalski wears 56 too. I wouldn't say it tells the full story. It might tell the comfort story. But then again Patty's got some muscle there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdev26 Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 You are lucky! How did you get your hands on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 The old-fashioned way. Waiting to the last minute and bidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdev26 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I assume this was off of e-bay. How COOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Oh yeah. It was a MeiGray deal on eBay. And I don't know if you know anything about their prices, but it was a steal by that regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ev0lemi Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Please, I leave to others to post his porn PORN?? dammit no one ever shares the good stuff -emily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Please, I leave to others to post his porn PORN?? dammit no one ever shares the good stuff -emily I'm sure someone will get around to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissionHockey Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I thought this was a thread about Patrik's wife. My first thought was: "5 million a year and all he can net is a fat chick?" Still not even sure if he is married but I did hear it somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 I thought this was a thread about Patrik's wife. My first thought was:"5 million a year and all he can net is a fat chick?" Still not even sure if he is married but I did hear it somewhere. He is not married, unless it happened in the past couple of weeks, which is unlikely since he shoulda been still playing hockey. It's the longest engagement in the history of man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomersgrl Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Please, I leave to others to post his porn PORN?? dammit no one ever shares the good stuff -emily I'm sure someone will get around to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vadvlfan Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Well, I guess I'll ask what everyone was afraid to ask. Did you sniff it when it came out of the box :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Well, I guess I'll ask what everyone was afraid to ask. Did you sniff it when it came out of the box :-) It's funny that you say that, cause whenever I get those cards with game used jersey pieces in it, I always do that. But no, I didn't do it this time. Just put it right on... and drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 OK, I went and found this for you guys. Boy I have a lot of crap. http://www.blesk.cz/scripts/detail.php?id=...detail_tisk.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Whoa, explain this to me-I feel like I'm missing something here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Sports Bureau Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Whoa, explain this to me-I feel like I'm missing something here..... It's just a modeling session he did in the Czech Republic. There's not much to explain. Well, that's what my therapist tells me anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrubbery Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I remember this being posted sometime last year. But we found a translation from someone. Definately you can do a search and find it on this forum. I remember we were talking about different mentalities about sexuality in the US and Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdev26 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Does anyone still have the translation from this article? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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