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I'm watching #2 from my first post now....

Other's from the same movie:

"In the pipe... five by five"

"Absolute BADASSES!!"

"There's movement all over the place!!!"

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Aliens

#5 is Austin Powers

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Don - Aliens & Ghostbusters

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Here's mine:

"I had to go to prison to become a crook."

"I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl..."

"Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!"

"Knock knock." "Go fvck youself"

"Who's Lou?!?"

-Dan

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I'm watching #2 from my first post now....

Other's from the same movie:

"In the pipe... five by five"

"Absolute BADASSES!!"

"There's movement all over the place!!!"

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Aliens

#5 is Austin Powers

Aliens is correct. Forgot how good a movie this is. I mean, the last time I saw it was before I played the video game. On my Commodore 64. :P

And Austin Powers *IS* correct, but I was looking for the original, not the parody. :)

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Here are a few quotes from my 3 favorite films. If you guess one, you basically guess 'em all...

#1 movie

"Look at this [watch]. 10$ from a vendor off the street. But take it, bury it in the sand for a thousand years and it becomes priceless"

"It's as if the pharaohs have returned."

"The Fuehrer is not a patient man, he demands constant reports, and he expects progress"

"We are simply passing through history... this is history"

"Bad dates"

#2 movie

"What you are not eating?"

"I had bugs for lunch"

"Diamonds!"

"He says they stole their children"

"I can't go to Pankot, I'm a singer!"

"I hate being outside!"

"Drop them ---... they will be found... you won't!"

#3 movie

"Nazis, I hate these guys"

"I don't like fast women"

"and I hate arrogant men"

"We are pilgrims in an unholy land"

"All I have to do is squeeze"

"All I have to do is scream"

"No ticket"

"Henry, the pen is mighter then the sword"

"I find that if I just sit down... the solution presents itself"

"This is how we say good-bye in Germany"

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How could I forget this gem : "William! Move your head!.......Look at the size of that boy's head! Shhhhh! .... I'm not kidding, that's like an orange and a toothpick! Shhh!... You're gonna give the kid a complex! Well that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system! Heed! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya can, haulin that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep on his huge pilla!" MM :lol:

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:rofl::rofl:

Derek and El Diable are right ... of course... guess one of them, you guess them all... :lol:

Raiders of the Lost Ark is the #1 movie of all time by a long shot. I've watched it literally 100s of times since I was 2 years old living in Poland... everytime I watch it I still get goose-bumps it's so good... no other movie does that though Star Wars comes close..

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How could I forget this gem :  "William! Move your head!.......Look at the size of that boy's head! Shhhhh! .... I'm not kidding, that's like an orange and a toothpick!  Shhh!... You're gonna give the kid a complex!  Well that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system! Heed! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya can, haulin that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep on his huge pilla!" MM  :lol:

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"So, I Married an Axe Murderer" :lol:

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"Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!"

-Dan

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Hudson Hawk?

I'll throw in a couple of obscure funny ones.

"...And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."

"...After killing over 500 men in cold blood, he was finally caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."

"We take it in turns to act as Chief Executive of the week, but any decisions of that executive must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting."

"I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

"...How is it that you are going West?"

"Well, we face North and real sudden-like turn left."

Public Anouncer (reading aloud) - "To the Head of Her Royal Majesty's Secret Service, not to be read out aloud..."

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"...After killing over 500 men in cold blood, he was finally caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."

Untouchables ?

"I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

Airplane! When did this become Devilsphere? :P

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"...After killing over 500 men in cold blood, he was finally caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."

Untouchables ?

"I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

Airplane! When did this become Devilsphere? :P

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No to the first one, and yes to the second. :D

...Hint:#1 and #6 are from the same movie. :P

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"Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."

from the same movie:

Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

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1) "...After killing over 500 men in cold blood, he was finally caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."

2) "We take it in turns to act as Chief Executive of the week, but any decisions of that executive must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting."

3) "...How is it that you are going West?"

"Well, we face North and real sudden-like turn left."

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the first one is gonna drive me nuts I can almost hear the voice saying it...

Is the second one up there Holy Grail too? Or is it Life of Brian? i just remember the voice - the English voice saying it I can't even remember who said it -- Eric Idle? any how I DO recall Graham Chapman arguing with the guy i dont remember the context at all :(

the third is Last of the Mohicans... I really didn't like what they did with that movie.. i think because I hated the Uncas Alice story line in the movie and I really liked it in the book.

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