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GDT: Carolina @ NEW JERSEY - 7 p.m the Redneck edition


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:rofl: Those pictures are pretty f'ing funny man!! But in all seriousness, we NEED this one tonight. Pittsburgh is killling LA right now, and the Rangers are actually doing us a favor by beating Philthy but the bad thing is they'll pick up another deuce on us and only be two points behind. We can't keep pissing away games at home. Get it done boys. LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!! Edited by MadDog2020
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You Might Be A Hockey Redneck If...

If you took up hockey because you thought 'penalty killing' was Governor Easley's latest initiative to remove the barrier that keeps you from marrying the girl of your dreams, you might be a hockey redneck.

If your trip to the RBC Center requires a pickaxe, some rappelling line, and a clip-in harness, you could be a hockey redneck.

If your date likes going to the games because she can't remember the last time she saw men with teeth, you may be a hockey redneck.

If you thought 'Capitol K' was the first letter in your team's name, you have a hockey redneck proclivity.

Did you ever forget to put on a shirt before the game but found you still fit in among all the oversized red Canes jerseys in attendance? Well then, you're a hockey redneck. If your wife can do the same, she's probably married to one.

If the local youth group scheduled to perform the Star-Spangled Banner steps out on the carpet carrying washboards and some empty whiskey jugs, you're definitely in redneck hockey hell.

If you thought a two-line pass actually changed course before the NHL outlawed this practice over the summer, you're a hockey redneck.

If your first impulse is to stash the fifth of Old Grand-Dad down your pants when the light on top of the goal starts flashing red, you're a hockey redneck.

If two minutes for roughing sounds too good a deal to pass up and you can't wait to get home, you're a hockey redneck.

If your niece asks you to do it doggy-style so she can watch the Brind'Amour shift too, you're a hockey redneck.

If you are continually mesmerized by the seamlessness of the joints left by the Zamboni after dropping each new 4x8 sheet of ice, you are a hockey redneck.

If 'pulling the goalie' sounds like a good use for a jar of hand cream and spare towel, you might be a hockey redneck.

If you root for ties because they are about as satisfying as kissing your sister, you're a hockey redneck.

If you dropped your autographed puck just outside The Eye and don't mind picking it up without first kicking it clear over the Virginia border, you're a hockey redneck.

If you can't make your mortgage mail order because you're still paying hush money to that sheep after a Sabres victory party gone wild, you're definitely a hockey redneck.

Now, if the house gets towed away while you're spending your last two sawbucks down at the corner bar drinking Jim Beam from miniature Stanley Cup shots instead of paying those parking tickets, you are a hockey redneck

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Marty or Weeksie in tonight? I want to rest Marty aleady... I thought we got him for those back-to-back nights, and then they started marty against the Kings last weekend! Marty needs rest, the first goal he let in yesterday was weak as hell and it wound up costing us the damn game.

i want marty to rest too, but it looks like hes in.

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