SC Devs Fan Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Report: Taliban training monkeys to fight against U.S. soldiers http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453 A Chinese news publication has reported that the Taliban are training monkeys to shoot and kill American soldiers. As one publication stated, either the news outlet was pranked or has nabbed an outrageous scoop. The coalition forces in Afghanistan have some of the most sophisticated weaponry in the world. NATO powers in the region have everything from fighter jets to dangerous weapons to highly trained combat soldiers. But the Taliban is supposedly investing in monkeys. That is what the the People’s Daily, a newspaper owned by the Chinese government, is reporting. According to Friday’s report, based on British intelligence, the Taliban is recruiting monkeys, and training them to use weapons and fight against American troops. American military intelligence experts are calling them “monkey terrorists.” Reporters in the Waziristan tribal area, the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region, have allegedly taken photos of “monkey soldiers” holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) Report: Taliban training monkeys to fight against U.S. soldiers Teachers should have higher IQ's than their students. So, this will never work. Edited July 15, 2010 by ben00rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilsadvoc8 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOLLYWOOD Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPzBGE-2IaM& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsfan118 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Teachers should have higher IQ's than their students. So, this will never work. Ba-zing. But seriously though...I hope this is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avs21 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Where's Warren the Ape? I'm pretty sure he would fill that role very perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi, I'm VALUE! Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I thought all dogs and cats had to die before apes became servants. Kill any monkey who calls himself Caesar on sight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grcenter47 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPzBGE-2IaM& wow i remember that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Leeds Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I thought THEY were monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deke Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 wouldn't a pack of monkeys trained to swarm and attack be more effective then ones with guns, i mean monkeys can be downright evil creatures a pack of two dozen or so rushing a base could fvck sh!t up real quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilsadvoc8 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 They don't need ammo they just need their own poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I thought THEY were monkeys? As an animal-lover I am inusulted that you would degrade monkeys like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Leeds Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 As an animal-lover I am inusulted that you would degrade monkeys like that. I must be racist towards monkeys to compare them to those swarthy murderers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEWHistory Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I thought THEY were monkeys? Damn, you beat me to it. Seriously, they keep women locked up in their homes and murder virtually anyone who disagrees with them; no monkey would do that. Come to think of it, as a descendant of monkeys I resent the comparison!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEWHistory Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 They don't need ammo they just need their own poo No sh!t, really? That's a pretty crappy thing to do. Then again, I guess I'd be in a poopy mood if I were 'drekking' around the bowels of southern Asia throwing my feces around. Frankly, after all the walking, all you'd want is a nice firm stool... assuming one could be produced. I'll keep my day job... -Aaron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilsfan26 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 No sh!t, really? That's a pretty crappy thing to do. Then again, I guess I'd be in a poopy mood if I were 'drekking' around the bowels of southern Asia throwing my feces around. Frankly, after all the walking, all you'd want is a nice firm stool... assuming one could be produced. I'll keep my day job... -Aaron That post reminded me of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 That is one monkey movie I would pay to see. "Dunston Checks In, Infidels Check Out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 That is one monkey movie I would pay to see. "Dunston Checks In, Infidels Check Out." Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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