CRASHER Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Alright as much as the damn excessive byes annoy me (and also keep in mind I’m the person that thinks they should have TWO bye weeks when they expand the NFL to 18 weeks… hell who doesn’t want TWENTY football Sundays right???)….and I’m all for more NFL is more better…. But really, do we seriously need Thursday night games ALREADY??? CMONNN NFL!! (also on bye: Green Bay, Oakland, New Orleans, San Diego) Thursday Nov. 11: Ravens at Falcons: This should be a good game… Ravens all punchy and physical on defense… the Falcons are the same on offense… they like to beat you up with Turner and then go deep with Roddy White (who should… BETTER… be ok since he did finish the game on Sunday despite the knee)… the thing is the Ravens can beat you up on offense as well with Mister Rutgers and the world’s most dangerous group of possession receivers ever assembled Prediction: Ravens Game Quality: **** Sunday Nov 14: 1pm: Bengals at Colts: Hear that Cincinnati?? It’s the sound of your 15 minutes running out!!! It’s over…it’s done and it ended on a 4th and 5 dropped pass on Monday Night (ah hell be honest if they had won the game I’d still have given them ZERO chance anyway…), Carson Palmer’s been AWFUL this year… and while the Colt defense is eminently passable on (like them ten dollar words eh??)….the Colt offense has a CLUE and not another overrated USC QB turning the ball over left and right…. The Bengals should give you some guts and effort… oddly enough a lot from Terrell Owens (who in a miserable year has jumped MILES ahead of both Moss and teammate Chad-85)…but Peyton Manning and <random receiver X> (where X is the guy going against you in fantasy football this week) will find a way and get it done!! Winner: Colts Game Quality: ** ½ (Let’s hope the Bengals try like they did on Monday) Carolina at Tampa: Hey at least Tampa came to play in a big game against a real opponent last week….they fought Atlanta tooth and nail, rather then roll over and die Dallas Cowboys-style….and maybe they showed you that they are believing the bullsh!t the young coach is feeding them about the “best in the NFC” non-sense (and if they are good for him… he might be in the coach of the year talks at the end of the year… and by then I promise to actually learn and care about his name even!!)….and they go from that tooth and nail dogfight… t Carolina…with no Matt Moore (on IR)…no DeAngelo OR “Daily Show”….that’s like eating a $3,000 dinner in the city and then waking up the next day and having dog food for breakfast….oops, better not mention dogs too much or Mike Vick’s ears will pick up!)….do you really need to ask in this one?? PS… damn you for being good Tampa, this coulda been tears of joy anti-footballin!!!! Winner: Tampa Game Quality: * (*ROAR, WE’RE TAMPA AND STILL GOOD DAMMIT!*) Detroit at Buffalo: OH MY GOD, DETROIT IS NOW THE ANTI-FOOTBALL CAPITIAL OF THE UNIVERSE!!! (hell maybe even a universe or two that Jerry O’Connell slid into way back when!), first Buffalo, then Dallas??? Oh thank you God… thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Drew Stanton at QB??? My birthday comes early this year!!! And what can I say, ever since I started a Madden 11 season with the Bills they’ve won me over (and I love that 1-5-5 Nickel formation!)… and damn they play hard and keep getting SO CLOSE…. The NHL asks “is this the year??” I ask… “is this the week??” and again I proudly and with open arms say… YES!! LET’S GO BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!! Add in Merriman for the Bills (give that D a kick) … Stanton at QB and fat guys kicking PAT’s, the Lions stand NO chance to the Buffalo MACHINE (and dammit Dallas needs them to win TWO to get that draft pick!!) Winner: BILL-ieve!!!! Game Quality: ***** (my life will not be complete without seeing this!!!) (small Bills update as I get ready to zip this out… Merrimann’s OUT already with an Achilles problem…. Didn’t take Buffalo long to claim HIS soul eh) Houston at Jacksonville: Last week I talked about how the Chargers don’t show up and fool us into this lull of them being worth a damn…. I should have changed the team name in that sentence I swear! Year after year after year when Gary Kubiak has run this team they do JUST ENOUGH with that talent to make you think they’re almost there… and every time they do something to come up soft and fail JUST short of the playoffs (and at 5’7’’ I know all about being “just short” *grumble*)….Jacksonville got the gift of a thousand truths in Dallas two weeks ago and had 14 days to sit and feel good about that…. I don’t think this is a good thing… they still can’t defend the pass, and the Texicans are due a bust-out game in the air to fool you into thinking they’re back again… not to mention 4-4 is still way too good for the Jaguars (it’s dangerous to make picks that way though, there’s a ton of teams that are not as good as their record this year….), but they do love to tease in Texas (and they say everything’s bigger down there… HA)…. And a convincing win here would be a good dose of smoke n mirrors! Winner: Texicans Game Quality: ** Titans at Miami: It seems to be the same old story for Miami this year… they make plays, they stay close but SOMETHING happens and they run out of gas… last week they just got beat up by the Ravens, and the Titans are a similar-type team, physical, tough…and how many uniforms are the Dolphins gonna see Randy Moss in this year?? Geesh!! The Titans just basically swap out deep threats….out is Kenny Britt who can get open but can’t catch… and in is Moss who can catch but can’t get open… oh irony! Miami hasn’t won at home yet, and it’s not changing this week… but this should be a worthy watch! And it’s even less likely when you find out that Miami is benching Chad Henne for Left-Arm Chad Pennington?? REALLY?? (why not Thigpen?? I know I’m always for the young guy, I’d rather see the suck I don’t know over the suck I DO KNOW…but still…it’s getting messy in Miami) Winner: Titans Game Quality: *** (Miami never blows you out and is always there at the end) Vikings at Chicago: Hey look… it’s the two most clusterfvcked teams in the NFC North!! People are sucking Brett Favre’s yang (guess they saw those texts…. oh baby!!) for that “epic caree defining win”… CMON people… he beat the ARIZONA CARDNIALS….and I said it when I was watching the game and I will defend this to death (or being dropped off the top of an arena with no harness Owen Hart-style)….Brett Favre had NO BUSINESS still being in that game…. you’re Childress, you lost this team they’re ready to fire you faster then you can say “Wade Phillips”, and you know it’s over… and Favre is the MAIN reason you’re in this mess…. BENCH HIS ASS and put Jackson in (least you’re saying frack you, I’m taking you down WITH ME boy this way)….instead Childress gets lucky and Arizona became “who they thought they were” (see I can make the reference cause Dennis Green did coach Min and Ariz, and this is about Chicago too)….and as much as I hate the Bears and how they are constructed now… least they all don’t hate each other like the Vikings do…. This will be a comedy of turnovers and I welcome it!!! Winner: Bears Game Quality: *** (are there two more fun QBs to watch throw INTs?) Jets at Browns: One team is playing great football, running the ball well and getting smart play from their young QB that no one expected ANYTHING from….and the other team is the Jets ….You can look at them in one of two days…. The chest pumping Jet Fan is “YEAH, WE FIND WAYS TO WIN, fvck YEAH!!”....the other kind of Jet Fan…”we deserved to lose those games and it’s gonna catch up to them”…damned if I know which one is right anymore…it still feels weird to say it but the Browns are playing better football now and know who they are and what they need to do to win….it just doesn’t seem like the Jets know that yet….bizarre…I’ll go to the old stand by… when in doubt take the less desirable option…… Winner: Jets Game Quality: ** ¾ ( 4pm: Chiefs at Broncos: I tell you what… Josh McDaniel should wake up every morning and thank god and the Dallas Cowboys, because that disaster has taken ALL the attention away from the debacle in Denver…. This team has quit on him… maybe even WORSE then what happened in Dallas, he’s purged all the talent (and even in the coaching staff… you have a top 8 defense and YOU FIRE THE DC?? Really?? a$$hole!!!) …. And another Belichek assistant who was the next genius has it ALL come down on him Charlie Weiss-style! Oh wait… the Chiefs are all ex-Pats guys… but they have a clue… and heh…. Charlie Weiss…. I LOL on the inside here…. No way are the Chiefs losing this (more so since Chiefs Guy will be re-exiled from Sun Tavern after taking sole responsibility for the Raider loss last week… ha!) Winner: Chiefs Game Quality: ** (I miss Elway vs DeBerg!!) Seattle at Arizona: MEMO To: Seattle Seahawks From: NFL Headquarters Sorry about that beating with the Giants last week, here’s our official apology and making it up to you...have a nice week in Arizona! Winner: Seattle Game Quality: *** (still have hopes for an anti-football delight!) Dallas at NY Giants: Alright I’ll get this out of the way and get to the rant… the Giants are the best team in the NFC now, the Cowboys could be the worst big-time team I’ve seen since the 92 Mets, the winner here is OBVIOUS…. On to the Dallas Cowboys….I’m torn… Wade HAD to go, this team has lied down like a Vegas Whore on her training fvck, (hell I’ve taken to calling them “the 53-man bye”) and I’d rather see Garrett the evil Ginger-Coach fail NOW and be done with him too in this half-season left… but it BOTHERS me to see a guy who totally screwed up a third of a team get the keys and the right to fvck up the WHOLE thing…. But I do want a needed 1-15 humbling (hell the only entity that needs a bigger humbling is named MANTA), and a total gutting here…..I just ask one more thing… PLEASE serve up John Kitna to the Chris Benoit-like tendencies of the Giants pass-rush… the ONLY thing that will excite me this year is seeing Stephen McGee taking snaps…..what a DISASTER this season is….. Winner: Giants Game Quality: DUD Rams at 49ers: The Rams have yet to win at home…. The 49ers barely win anywhere…both teams have awesome running backs…but Mike Singletary seems obsessed with stiff QB’s named “Smith” (Troy Smith did look decent against Denver, but that’s like saying “hey I won a Super Bowl with Quincy Carter in Madden 06!)….the Rams are still growing as a team… while the Niners still have a ton of pressure to plug the hole from the iceberg in the Titanic….since I do think the Niners will make a run and make the NFC Worst interesting they gotta pick up some division wins right… so it begins here! Winner: 49ers Game Quality: ** ½ (eh, could be fun… never know when Mike is gonna blow up!) 8pm: Patriots at Steelers: Boy this is gonna be on hell of a football game… the Steelers come in after mashing the hopes and dreams of the Bengals (but really they’re in Ohio how much hope DID they have anyway?)…but injuries are starting to pile up on them ….now the LT is hurt, which means more Flozell Adams….*chuckle*….the Patriots have always been good at handling the Steeler D (and for as coveted as Bill Cowlher is as a coach, Lord knows his team came up short enough times before he did win the big one… most of those FAILS were against the Pats)…add in Deion Branch back to healthy and hopefully a better run commit to Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis and I think the Pats pull this one out…somehow… Winner: Patriots Game Quality: **** Monday Oct 26: Eagles at Redskins: So McNabb went from a month ago “winning his personal Super Bowl” to now being benched in the two minute drill because he’s slow and lazy and not smart enough to run a two minute offense (and yes I know I am stomping loudly on the line of sweet wonderful racist humor, but if every black guy on TV can blindly call for all black QBs to start over equally as good white ones, I’m within my rights to step back )…anyway…the Eagles are running on all cylinders and the Redskins are bitching and pointing fingers all over and at each other in a way only seen in the NJ Devils Locker Room…this one’s an easy pick but you gotta think the rivalry and the drama still make this worth watching! Winner: Eagles Game Quality: ** (I’m in shape for the 2:00 drill!!) Week 10 NFL Power Rankings: AFC: Steelers…. Put the nail in the Bengals this week NY Jets….What can Brown do for you?? Colts… looking to sign <random receiver X> to my Madden 11 team! Ravens….this ranking sponsored by www.manta.com! Raiders…why not?? The Pats lost to the BROWNS, and they are in pseudo-first place!!! NFC: NY Giants… instead of killing a QB, they killed the 12th man….. Atlanta…swatted away an annoying contender… Eagles….quality win at home….Vick still does everything but hit you in the numbers…… Packers…. Should one get upgraded for beating a 53-man bye? Saints…they’re back kids…. Be afraid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grcenter47 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 the patriots game and the ravens game will be the two best games this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Pats lose this week and they're in the fast lane to Pretenderland... BTW the NY Post's Steve Serby ranked the Pats 3rd and the Jets 6th...really Steve? Have you noticed that the Jets' two losses have come by a combined 10 points, and that their defense gives them a chance to win every game? Did you also happen to notice that the Jets beat the Patriots? Pats are NOT the 3rd best team in the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 Pats lose this week and they're in the fast lane to Pretenderland... BTW the NY Post's Steve Serby ranked the Pats 3rd and the Jets 6th...really Steve? Have you noticed that the Jets' two losses have come by a combined 10 points, and that their defense gives them a chance to win every game? Did you also happen to notice that the Jets beat the Patriots? Pats are NOT the 3rd best team in the NFL. this is true.... I think the Saints gave a good road map how to beat the Steelers and the pats have the players that can do the same thing to them.... right now if I had a top 6 I guess I'd put the Pats 6th, it's been so hard to get a feel/predict what's gonna happen week to week in the NFL this year......now more then ever...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Rockies 1976 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 this is true.... I think the Saints gave a good road map how to beat the Steelers and the pats have the players that can do the same thing to them.... right now if I had a top 6 I guess I'd put the Pats 6th, it's been so hard to get a feel/predict what's gonna happen week to week in the NFL this year......now more then ever...... I agree, hard to tell...it's become such a week-to-week thing...with the Pats' sched I could see them finishing as low as 9-7, though 10-6 or 11-5 is more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derlique Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 CRASHER, you're previews are hilarious lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevs4978 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 What happened to Chad Henne being the next great thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 CRASHER, you're previews are hilarious lol. *bows* .....why thank you.... I've been trying to remind myself this year.... this stuff is supposed to be FUN... gotta start having it be so again (my two teams are NOT helping this ).....seriously though if you get the chance... JOIN THE ANTI-FOOTBALL REVOLUTION... it's good for ya!!!! What happened to Chad Henne being the next great thing? I think it's unfair to put this all on Henne... yes Marshall is great, but he's 19 catches for 190 yards kinda great... he's not the guy you worry about blowing through double coverage and going to the house.... the other WRs are meh and the RBs don't have warp speed ability... so you get stuck EVERY time having to have 8-12 play drives down the field and it don't work... any coincidence that Fat Boy packed his stuff and left now??? I think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezer34 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 (edited) What happened to Chad Henne being the next great thing? ..if that organization could make LESS sense than they already make, I'd love to see how. They showed both Joey Porter & Jason Taylor the door during the offseason.. siting that they were looking to get; "younger" going into this year. So they bench the 25 year old Chad Henne (who has a winning record as a starter over the past 2 seasons with Miami) for Pennington, who hasn't played a game in over a year.. and is coming off his 19th surgery on his throwing shoulder. THEN (as if that's not genius enough) they go sign the 36 year old Al Harris, coming off of major reconstructive surgery, where his anterior cruciate ligament.. lateral collateral ligament.. iliotibial band.. fibular collateral ligament.. lateral hamstring.. and medial meniscus, were all severely damaged (according to two separate doctors; "beyond repair") after 31 other teams passed on him throughout waiver claims. To make room for Awesome Al.. they released their 2006 1st round draft pick, 27 year old; Jason Allen, whom they deemed a dud after 4½ seasons. Mind you.. only 3 other Dolphins have more tackles on the team than Allen this season.. and, he leads the team in interceptions. Meanwhile, Porter & Taylor have a combined 8 sacks.. and 4 forced fumbles this season! (and we're only at the mid-way point) God I love those fish. Edited November 11, 2010 by Beezer34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 (edited) What happened to Chad Henne being the next great thing? He's been disappointing, no doubt. Still didn't see this coming though. Henne is a frustrating player because you can see the ability, but he just makes too many dumb mistakes. In his defense though, not all those picks against Baltimore were his fault. But nonetheless, he hasn't been good enough and if the front office has lost faith, I'd prefer they just cut ties now and draft a QB in the first round (for the first time since that guy from '83- what the hell was his name? Oh RIGHT- Marino). Oh well, go get 'em Noodles! Edited November 11, 2010 by MadDog2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 (edited) ..if that organization could make LESS sense than they already make, I'd love to see how. They showed both Joey Porter & Jason Taylor the door during the offseason.. siting that they were looking to get; "younger" going into this year. So they bench the 25 year old Chad Henne (who has a winning record as a starter over the past 2 seasons with Miami) for Pennington, who hasn't played a game in over a year.. and is coming off his 19th surgery on his throwing shoulder. THEN (as if that's not genius enough) they go sign the 36 year old Al Harris, coming off of major reconstructive surgery, where his anterior cruciate ligament.. lateral collateral ligament.. iliotibial band.. fibular collateral ligament.. lateral hamstring.. and medial meniscus, were all severely damaged (according to two separate doctors; "beyond repair") after 31 other teams passed on him throughout waiver claims. To make room for Awesome Al.. they released their 2006 1st round draft pick, 27 year old; Jason Allen, whom they deemed a dud after 4½ seasons. Mind you.. only 3 other Dolphins have more tackles on the team than Allen this season.. and, he leads the team in interceptions. Meanwhile, Porter & Taylor have a combined 8 sacks.. and 4 forced fumbles this season! (and we're only at the mid-way point)God I love those fish. The Henne benching- a question, won't disagree. The Harris signing- didn't really care we signed him, but Jason Allen wasn't completely useless (although he did suck)- we could've used him on special teams, where we also blow, and he was pretty good (don't let the 3 INT's fool you- he's been burnt toast since the Jet game). We could've probably trimmed fat elsewhere. However... Since Cameron Wake has 8.5 sacks by himself (and is now drawing doubles on a weekly basis), and Koa Misi has another 3.5 plus 2 fumble recoveries (one for a TD)- your Porter and Taylor stuff holds no water. We don't miss either of them. Edited November 11, 2010 by MadDog2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 It's a shame Manta only has a TV with tin foil and rabbit ears in the Manta-Cave... I'd love to see him on here so I can abuse him about this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Dose Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 It's a shame Manta only has a TV with tin foil and rabbit ears in the Manta-Cave... I'd love to see him on here so I can abuse him about this one Always a long weekend when one's team loses on Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 "The best defense in the history of forever" just got shat on when it counted. I actually think they lost this game on offense just as much....the pop-gun offense was back and couldn't do diddly-poo (ahh VINTAGE Jim Mora Sr) till the 3rd quarter... but yeah.... quote the great defense... never more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezer34 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Always a long weekend when one's team loses on Thursday. ..and for all the talk of my Jets being a "smoke & mirror" team, 3 games from Baltimore immediately come to mind.. *Their 10-9 victory in Week 1.. *Their 17-14 victory vs Pittsburgh.. *Their 37-34 victory vs Buffalo. (in OT) Don't get me wrong.. I like the Ravens. But they could easily be 4-5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaRay Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Wait....there was a game last night?? Damn secret NFL network. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 Wait....there was a game last night?? Damn secret NFL network. What a great alibi to not have to cover and make excuses for his "legendary defense" being EXPOSED on National TV I do love that now even the NFL Network is into the MANTA BLOCK Get out of the stone age of TV already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derlique Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I hate to be THAT Jets fan, but I have a feeling that it could get ugly for the Pats at Heinz Field. Going to school at URI gives me the chance to see every Patriots game and color me unimpressed. They have had some close calls against some terrible teams like the Bills and San Diego....IDK just my point of view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Is there anything creepier in a TV commercial than Daniel Snyder ogling the girl in a for-her Redskins jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Zone Trap Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Crasher, I'm not so sure you want Stephen McGee as the QB for the Cowboys. He wasn't that good a QB at Texas A&M. What has the NFL and Brokeback Mountain got in common? They both have Cowboys that suck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 14, 2010 Author Share Posted November 14, 2010 Crasher, I'm not so sure you want Stephen McGee as the QB for the Cowboys. He wasn't that good a QB at Texas A&M. I will take the suck I don't know over the suck I know EVERY time sir Plus WHY NOT?? See what ya got in him...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 14, 2010 Author Share Posted November 14, 2010 minor update....Chad Pennington back in the locker room hurt already (and Ronnie Brown ...SCWAARRRREEE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Four stars game quality (well, at least three) so far for Cleveland-Jets, Crasher. Terrific football game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted November 14, 2010 Author Share Posted November 14, 2010 Four stars game quality (well, at least three) so far for Cleveland-Jets, Crasher. Terrific football game. Dude I'm GLUED to the Bills and Lions!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Dude I'm GLUED to the Bills and Lions!!! LOL! Not as high scoring as they predicted, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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