TheMazz Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I can play the kazoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyk Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Would he be cutting the grass with or without SammyK? Just asking Don't worry about my lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I was so hoping this was going to be a kazoo symphony of The Final Countdown. This ain't too shabby either, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilsfan26 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I'm starting a metal band today called Kovalchuk. Anyone want in? Must play an instrument. I took one ukulele lesson while in Hawaii eleven years ago, any room for me in the band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Don't worry about my lawn. Also -worthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CADevilsFan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I can play the Sax-a-ma-phone... that's metal right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Don't worry about my lawn. I took one ukulele lesson while in Hawaii eleven years ago, any room for me in the band? yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once. i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band? Edited July 6, 2010 by RD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMazz Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I was so hoping this was going to be a kazoo symphony of The Final Countdown. This ain't too shabby either, though. Nah the only unique version of the Final Countdown I can find is a ukulele version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once. i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band? I can give you vuvuzela lesson! Not plural because you only need one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Oh god, is this going to become one of those threads in which we do nothing but quote Holy Grail? In that case... Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist: Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup. Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. Lou: What? Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one! Lou: Are you sure he's got one? Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice! Lou: Can we come up and have a look? Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types. Lou: What are you then? Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM? Lou: What are you doing in Newark? Grossman: Mind your own business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Nah the only unique version of the Final Countdown I can find is a ukulele version. Quick devilsfan26, get in on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist: Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup. Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. Lou: What? Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one! Lou: Are you sure he's got one? Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice! Lou: Can we come up and have a look? Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types. Lou: What are you then? Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM? Lou: What are you doing in Newark? Grossman: Mind your own business! Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Don't worry about my lawn. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries. As long as no one is waving their private parts at anyone's aunties, I have confidence that this deal isn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSC Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist: Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup. Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. Lou: What? Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one! Lou: Are you sure he's got one? Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice! Lou: Can we come up and have a look? Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types. Lou: What are you then? Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM? Lou: What are you doing in Newark? Grossman: Mind your own business! Amazing, sir. My turn. Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts. [Lou puts Rolston on the cart] Lou: Here's one. Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: What? Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out. Lou: Yes he is. Rolston: I'm not. Salary Cap: He isn't. Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide. Rolston: I'm getting better. Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment. Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart. Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby. Salary Cap: I can't take him. Rolston: My shot's fine. Lou: Oh, do me a favor. Salary Cap: I can't. Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today. Lou: Well, when's your next round? Salary Cap: Thursday. Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate. Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky. [the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club] Lou: Ah, thank you very much. Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Lou: Right. Edited July 6, 2010 by RSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim777 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) If only we all spoke French, he would have signed yesterday! http://www.rds.ca/ho...ues/302031.html Damn you high school spanish! Edited July 6, 2010 by jim777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsfan118 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts. [Lou puts Rolston on the cart] Lou: Here's one. Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: What? Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out. Lou: Yes he is. Rolston: I'm not. Salary Cap: He isn't. Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide. Rolston: I'm getting better. Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment. Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart. Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby. Salary Cap: I can't take him. Rolston: My shot's fine. Lou: Oh, do me a favor. Salary Cap: I can't. Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today. Lou: Well, when's your next round? Salary Cap: Thursday. Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate. Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky. [the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club] Lou: Ah, thank you very much. Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Lou: Right. That's simply hilarious. Keep these things coming! Edited July 6, 2010 by Devsfan118 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias26 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Looks like another long night of hitting refresh is ahead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Aww, I guess everyone's off lunch break. This thread was hoppin' for an hour there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmajeski06 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Dmitry Chesnokov: Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. Edited July 6, 2010 by mmajeski06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubanjd305 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Looks like another long night of hitting refresh is ahead... F5 on PC Cmd R on Mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) 176 users -- that's hoppin' but I guess we're all reading... (184 now (see updated time stamp)) Edited July 6, 2010 by Pepperkorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmigliore Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Dmitry Chesnokov: Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. Nabakov.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrthemike Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Amazing, sir. My turn. Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts. [Lou puts Rolston on the cart] Lou: Here's one. Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: What? Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence. Rolston: I'm not bought out. Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out. Lou: Yes he is. Rolston: I'm not. Salary Cap: He isn't. Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide. Rolston: I'm getting better. Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment. Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart. Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby. Salary Cap: I can't take him. Rolston: My shot's fine. Lou: Oh, do me a favor. Salary Cap: I can't. Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today. Lou: Well, when's your next round? Salary Cap: Thursday. Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate. Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky. [the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club] Lou: Ah, thank you very much. Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Lou: Right. Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsfan118 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Dmitry Chesnokov: Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. You're not implying that Kovy's next discussion with the KHL will be on wednesday as well are you? I certainly hope that's not the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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