njdss4 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) Clicky for article It would be GREAT if this were true . Maybe they've invented a shrinking ray to shrink his pads to a normal size. Edited April 9, 2008 by njdss4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadds3424 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ooo secret plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCroMag Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I hope it's a double secret plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squishyx Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 sekret plan: bring black circular object past and between red solid iron bars... dont tell the wookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesterDevil Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 It's a trap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellOnICE Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Play #122. It works on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themiddle91489 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 This is a move to psyche them out. And even if they do, it'll only be a couple periods or so before the Rangers pick up on it and cancel it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hattrick Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 What a psyche job.... I hope it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdss4 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 Secret plan = Gionta not shooting at goalie's chests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderDogX Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 you mean we were just pretending to not be able to score for most of the season?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdss4 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 you mean we were just pretending to not be able to score for most of the season?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlebum Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 grant marshall time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias26 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 This has to be the best thing I ever read on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theamazingtiny Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Unleash...DA SQUIRRELS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emptynet Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 During a stoppage in play in the second period right before the moon aligns with Venus in the 7th house, the Devils will request the officiating crew to measure Hanks pads. Martin Brodeur has spoken out about the plan... "We knew something was up since day one. Some thing just didnt seem right about Hanks equipment. Most goaltenders are using CCM, Bauer, Vaughn, Koho, Louisville, etc.. pads, but Hanks said Serta. So I had one of our equipment guys do a little research, and he couldnt find anything about Serta equipment. After some very intensive searching he realized Serta is a mattress company. His catching glove is made by a company who makes nets for wrangling bluefish onto boats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils731 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 The comments for the Rangers fans are really unoriginal. They need some new material badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils1985 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 This early into their current 50 year drought and already out of material? For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brodeurrocks Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Secret plan = Gionta not shooting at goalie's chests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltieri Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I think we are just going to slide into the goal mouth and put the puck in off of our shoulders 6 times a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Dan 56 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Secret Plan: Leave indoor soccer league nets at Ranger's end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daneyko_booster Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 It's no secret how to beat Brodeur when it counts: shots from bad angles along the goal line. He has given up a few heartbreakers like that in the past couple playoffs. Also, it's no secret how to beat the Devils in general this year. Cycle down low and get the puck behind the net. We've lost coverage on guys so often coming off the boards or down from the point to take one-timers from the hashmarks on passes from behind, that other teams have to have picked up on it. I hope they were working on that in practice the last little while, cuz my heart is in my chest every time I see someone set up in the office. That said, can't wait to get to the Rock tonight for the game, yeehaw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevs26 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 This is a move to psyche them out. And even if they do, it'll only be a couple periods or so before the Rangers pick up on it and cancel it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devs4LIFE Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Maybe Gionta can shoot the puck a foot higher into Hanks Goalie mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestevens Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 This plan must include goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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