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This is the guy's latest

Kovalchuk!!!!!! Sign anywhere. I don't care anymore. My fracking head is going to explode. This whole situation is killing me.

Haven't those rumors said it's a done deal? What'ya worried about?

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Maybe the Devs can get weekend visitation rights to Kovy, the Kings can have M-F.

Maybe this is gonna sound stupid but how is being 2.3% accurate credible to start?

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What? Wouldn't you at least wanna be 50% accurate or 70% 2.3 is flimsy...I dont know maybe I'm mistaken.

You see, that is exactly the point, the comment was made with a dash of tongue-in-cheek i.e. some bum is more credible than Єklund (2.3% accurate) (2.3% accurate)

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I'll tweet a rumor I heard from an "inside source" and then you guys see what's the weirdest website you can get it to spread to, ok?

no joke, did that a few summers ago at the draft.

was walking into a buffalo target and came up with a completely false, but believable rumor. said a florida source and buffalo source have both told me that the sabres are in the midst of discussions with the panthers about a trade. Buffalo would trade Afinogenov and a 1st for Jokinen and a 3rd. posted it on my blog.

within the hour, Nhlline.ca STOLE the rumor and didnt even cite me

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no joke, did that a few summers ago at the draft.

was walking into a buffalo target and came up with a completely false, but believable rumor. said a florida source and buffalo source have both told me that the sabres are in the midst of discussions with the panthers about a trade. Buffalo would trade Afinogenov and a 1st for Jokinen and a 3rd. posted it on my blog.

within the hour, Nhlline.ca STOLE the rumor and didnt even cite me

Nice!

Someone over at HF I think has a paper trail on Ecklund stealing a made up HF rumor.

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When and if he goes to LA or Russia Can we have a Kovy jersey burning party, that looks like fun. All serious, if he pulls this crap now I don't like Atlanta as a team I won't sign for 10 mil a year, now I don't like NJ I want LA then to me I lose all respect and don't let the zambonie hit you in the ass, sounding more like Lindros, if true!

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I can see him sitting there responding to his offers with just "Ten Million"...

I got a new offer, Ilya.

eez tane meeellion?

No.

Tane mmeeellion. You bring me zee tane meeelion.

For my contract, I will fill the cap however the f**k I please.

Mr. Son of a b***h, let's play some hockey.

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I cannot believe the arrogance you post, it's as if you have some kind of academic qualification that trumps all others.

You are condecendeing, fractious, and intolerant, not to mention arrogant, smug, and, self important.

The sooner YOU realise that there are people who are far more intelligent than you ( critical thinking shackles you) or are far more educated than you, the better YOU will be.

I will never put you on ignore (because I'm not a coward) I'll just laugh at your inapposite posts.

Maybe this is not my place, but this has jealousy written all over it. :whistling:

Ughh. Pando was pretty loyal too, guess we should have forgotten about Kovalchuk and kept him around.

Tell you what, you can give the big bucks to loyal guys, and I'll give it to talented guys.

Stole my thunder.

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Just finished watching game 5 of the Devs-Flyers series on NHL TV, and he was busting his ass every freaking second. He's the real deal, we should sign him if we can. He's as dynamic as I am drunk, which is really dynamic! :) He would make the Devs alot better....I guess that's all that matters. And LeMaire, as much as I love him, cost us this series.

Have a great weekend everyone, I've got another ice skating lesson at the Flyers SkateZone next week LOL

Once again: the first pic of Kovy on ice after the trade

kovy_dev.jpg

What time is it? LOL

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Hmm, after a little research it appears Chachorro is correct. Julia Paes is her real name.

:wub: this thread.

Sorry to say you messed up. Julias Paes is not the "Ninja do Funk" the ninja real name is "Amanda Mendes" . Since we talking about XXX, theres quite a few porn with the Ex-Wife of Foptballer Ronaldo ( The fatty Ronaldo). Her name is "Vivi Brunieri"

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