devlman Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Why do Canadians think Parise is suddenly available?! lol Jeff Finger and a 2nd rd pick for Zach Parise anyone? Afterall, with Kovalchuk signing theres NO WAY they can keep Parise. "Don’t worry about my cap.” Priceless Haha yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 But I thought you all WANTED him not to sign so SD would look foolish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Crowder Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 This is causing me pain. I don't even know if I want this guy on my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaRay Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ilya's never gonna give us up / let us down / run around and desert us / make us cry / say goodbye / tell a lie and hurt us? Good spin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oconnellrules Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 126 users... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaRay Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I was all like then I was all like but then I was all like That was the intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) this thread is such a clusterfvck lulz. i love it. well played, kovalchuk. Edited July 6, 2010 by RD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS-SS Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 This is causing me pain. I don't even know if I want this guy on my team. Feel the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 This is too many different kinds of awesome to count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaRay Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Gosh, if ONLY the Devils had been his first choice. Never gonna give you up......never gonna let you down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elias2600 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Never gonna give you up......never gonna let you down... Damn! That song gets stuck in my head far too easily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Devs Fan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Isn't someone supposed to be eating crow in here today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrthemike Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Damn! That song gets stuck in my head far too easily! Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdevil26 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Random update. No reporters have heard anything (duh). Grossman and Lou have been silent. There are people on HF now saying they have different sources that Kovy is going to sign today NOT with the Devils. Who knows if that means anything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Random update. No reporters have heard anything (duh). Grossman and Lou have been silent. There are people on HF now saying they have different sources that Kovy is going to sign today NOT with the Devils. Who knows if that means anything.. Ya know, if the Devils and Kovalchuk have agreed in principle to a deal but are waiting for a trade to clear cap space before putting pen on paper, what's to stop some other team from swooping in and inking him? Wouldn't surprise me. But even the KHL wouldn't surprise me at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrthemike Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Random update. No reporters have heard anything (duh). Grossman and Lou have been silent. There are people on HF now saying they have different sources that Kovy is going to sign today NOT with the Devils. Who knows if that means anything.. Reports of the report that reported the report that was reported yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastonealive Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I've decided that he's gonna be re-named Status Quovalchuk for the time being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Good job on the Rick roll, Manta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Random update: No Update Baseless rumor, baseless rumor, baseless rumor, baseless rumor Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmigliore Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Random update. No reporters have heard anything (duh). Grossman and Lou have been silent. There are people on HF now saying they have different sources that Kovy is going to sign today NOT with the Devils. Who knows if that means anything.. Link? I always enjoy reading the "friend of a friend's brother's sister-in-law's mother's grandmother's father's great grandson's dog's owner's friend..." source of a rumor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I've decided that he's gonna be re-named Status Quovalchuk for the time being. Well played! I owe you one high-five for that awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Good job on the Rick roll, Manta! Now this thread really does have everything! I've decided that he's gonna be re-named Status Quovalchuk for the time being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triumph Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) I've decided that he's gonna be re-named Status Quovalchuk for the time being. lol, well done a live shot of lou's office right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEw-CEmKTk Edited July 6, 2010 by Triumph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaRay Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ya know, if the Devils and Kovalchuk have agreed in principle to a deal but are waiting for a trade to clear cap space before putting pen on paper, what's to stop some other team from swooping in and inking him? Wouldn't surprise me. But even the KHL wouldn't surprise me at this point. Nothing. If Grossman can get closer to his imaginary $10 million per season (Islanders/KHL) deal NOTHING is off limits. When your agent has a Russian partner spreading false rumors about other teams (Philly & the AV's) being interested your probably going to prolong this until it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSkirt Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 this thread is such a clusterfvck lulz. i love it. well played, kovalchuk. to me it seems the same as all the "Stevens return from injury and "Niedermayer will he/wont he" threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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